I lived in a certain shithole ME country when I met my Eastern European wife.
She was new in the country and wanted to go to the beach one summer day.
>dude really? Do you realize what you're saying?
>what? is just beach! Is saturday! I want to go!
>... do you have any idea how fucking hot it is outside?
>is exactly why I want to go to beach!
>... ya know what? OK
>Find hotel with private beach because omg terr'ists
>It's just us and another crazy white woman
>I will lay in shade
>it is still 110°/40° in the shade
>Enter filthy water
>Reinhard why you look so worry
>Because we have no cold water and we are literally in a zone of danger
>She gets heatstroke
>oh do you understand now?
>let's do it again next week!