Who Would Win? Samurai vs. Viking vs. Knight

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This always has been a stupid question because the answer was so obvious. Who would win? A pagan pirate whose specialty is attacking civilians, a nip ching chong chang slant-eyed nobleman who rides around on malnourished ponies and wears armor that's connected by literal strings or a medieval iron-clad killing machine whose diet consists of mushy peas, game from the king's grounds, and peasant tears?
 

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It would depend on each individual's training and gear. This is a good video on the subject. I would hypothesize that 7 out of 10 times the knight would win.
 

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But what about

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This sounds like the show deadliest warrior on history channel. Great idea horrible execution. Knights would be powerful as a team in battle. For one on one fighting too slow. Samurais were similar to knights. In battle assuming same time in history knights would be more effective. One on one the maneuvaribilty of samurai should benefit him. He would just need keep his distance and shoot arrows. A viking is more of an ethnicity. I would imagine the average viking warrior would.be the greatest specimen and in hand to hand would win. As for battle depends on era.
 

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The answer to the original question is clear -- the one who has the most Diversityโ„ขยฎยฉ would win. Everyone knows that Diversity is the greatest of all strength.

Serouusly though, this sounds like a Dwight Schrute discussion. "Who would win in a fight between a bear, a shark, a rhinoceros, a velociraptor and a predator from Alien vs. Predator?"
 

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The answer to the original question is clear -- the one who has the most Diversityโ„ขยฎยฉ would win. Everyone knows that Diversity is the greatest of all strength.
Norse Shield Maiden VS Black Sir Lancelot VS Diverse Yellow Man. That doesn't solve anything!
 

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The answer to the original question is clear -- the one who has the most Diversityโ„ขยฎยฉ would win. Everyone knows that Diversity is the greatest of all strength.

Serouusly though, this sounds like a Dwight Schrute discussion. "Who would win in a fight between a bear, a shark, a rhinoceros, a velociraptor and a predator from Alien vs. Predator?"
 

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Obviously, you're just jelly because the Spartan would win.
Sure, he would.

Anyway, it's not really fair to pit warriors from different time periods against each other. Also, hoplites and legionaries functioned best in formations.
 
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