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Outstanding Achievement in Rape 🏆
This always has been a stupid question because the answer was so obvious. Who would win? A pagan pirate whose specialty is attacking civilians, a nip ching chong chang slant-eyed nobleman who rides around on malnourished ponies and wears armor that's connected by literal strings or a medieval iron-clad killing machine whose diet consists of mushy peas, game from the king's grounds, and peasant tears?