Whitest Thing You Did Today

Luqid

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I'll start with my story.

I drive around in the country all day long.

Came upto a stop sign and noticed a black case on the ground, it was a cell phone.

I drive this spot daily, 3ish times if not more so I was suspect, got out and picked it up in the blistering humid heat. The phone was pretty much full charged and displaying over heating. It was unlocked and the back ground picture was a white family.

There was a missed call from an hour and a half ago, i call the guy Gary from my cellphone and tell him I found this phone and he asks me who's phone. I reply, I don't know whose phone. I'll call you back from it. Well, this was his sister or friend/family phone or some such thing and he was maybe 2 hours away. Then a call comes in and I say that this guy Josh is calling, that was her brother Gary says, could help out getting the phone back. I answer the incoming call, and it was pretty funny because Josh was confused.

I tell Josh I found this phone on the road and where and where I was. He said he was in a town about 30 minutes away. Josh kept on saying he couldn't get a hold of his sister to pick her phone up. Pretty much bud, I have her phone.

Anyway, I tell him I'll get it back to the house, where does she live? I pop in the address and her home was a half mile from my stop in about an hour.

Get to the house and the little girl and boy from the background picture was there with the grandma I presume. They're walking out of the garage to go into their little kids pool.

Ma'm, I have this phone, Josh told me to bring it here. "Where did you find this?" She asks, "on the side of the road." And I give them the road names, seemed really confused by that. "It's pretty scratched up" she says. "Well, yeah... it was laying face down on the road.the battery is pretty much fully charged."

The little girl takes it and is like "mommies phone." I ask her to call Josh and let him know its been dropped off.

Go back to working.

(Never had the courage to tell them where I left their mothers body)
 

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I just offered to sell my neighbor a tractor I bought off of him that I have been working on for the cost of parts because I do not have time to finish the project. He can make a pretty penny off the project and I'm out a nominal amount of money. I know the money I lost is a worthy investment in this case.

I also advised a family member on the nature of the Jew and how to proceed. The person has been dealing with a hostile takeover of their industry by them.
 

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I worked a 12 hour shift.

Though I did do the same thing with a newer model IPhone about three weeks ago at a gas station.
 

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I cleared out some squash from my garden that had been infested with vine borers. There is still enough time to try bring in another crop.
 

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Let us be reminded here brothers, we do these things not because they're the RIGHT thing to do, but, because they are the WHITE thing to do.

Wanted to add more white shenanigans.
 

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Let us be reminded here brothers, we do these things not because they're the RIGHT thing to do, but, because they are the WHITE thing to do.

Wanted to add more white shenanigans.
Our people are absolutely amazing. God's light to the World.
 

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I picked up trash on my morning walk. Something I do everyday.
Same! That’s the second Whitest thing I did today, it was almost my answer.

The spics that work the cornfield (around which I walk my dog in the morning) leave their lunch garbage on the ground every time they come around.

It’s usually 3 piles of each laborers refuse just left on the ground where they sat before they stood up and walked away without a care in the world. I always find the cap of their water bottles tossed over onto the trail somewhere.

A couple weeks ago I discovered that they had waded up the plastic bag they carried their lunch in with and stuffed it into a tumble weed. So I used it to carry away an empty bottle of coke, water, a beer can, smashed burrito foil, an empty box of s’mores popsicles and a styrofoam container 1/3 filled with unfinished bean-based food.

-sigh-
 

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I got to work on time, did an honest days work.
I read a book
I did both of those as well. I also listened to a podcast that isn't exactly based around racism, but the hosts are racist, and they say nigger and faggot a lot, and I subjected my coworker to it. I think forcing the racisms on people is a white thing to do.
 

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Same! That’s the second Whitest thing I did today, it was almost my answer.

The spics that work the cornfield (around which I walk my dog in the morning) leave their lunch garbage on the ground every time they come around.

It’s usually 3 piles of each laborers refuse just left on the ground where they sat before they stood up and walked away without a care in the world. I always find the cap of their water bottles tossed over onto the trail somewhere.

A couple weeks ago I discovered that they had waded up the plastic bag they carried their lunch in with and stuffed it into a tumble weed. So I used it to carry away an empty bottle of coke, water, a beer can, smashed burrito foil, an empty box of s’mores popsicles and a styrofoam container 1/3 filled with unfinished bean-based food.

-sigh-
I made a joke the other day to a lady at the convenience store when she asked me if I wanted a bag.

I said "no, I'll just throw this garbage out the window as I drive down the road"

Totally joking, I always use a trash receptacle. Don't think she recognized it as a I'm not a nigger joke either, incognito humor.

white WHITE
 

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Don't think she recognized it as a I'm not a nigger joke either, incognito humor.
Girl at the vape store was trying to push menthol juice on me the other day and I said, β€œDo I look like the kind of guy who smokes menthols...?”

Goblina didn’t get it, flew right over her squat head.
 
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