Weird Behavior I Saw By a Nigger at Lunch Today

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I’m sitting near this negress in a cafeteria. She is the only black person in here and she’s chewing silently as far as I can tell.


I have on headphones playing loud music so I can’t really hear her but she’s alone.



What the weird thing she is doing is this: she has a napkin tucked into her shirt. It looks really funny and kind of reminds me of Winnie the Pooh but is also ghetto fabulous type behavior.


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I tried to find a picture to represent this scene of what she’s doing to convey the strangeness of it but there aren’t any good ones I can find with negresses. But this is sort of the idea.


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Obviously the woman’s face is communicating that what he is doing is nigger-tier. But if anything, he looks way too lordly and chad to be characterized that way and is in fact trolling and rolling hard. Plus the woman looks like a straight up Karen bitch so this picture doesn’t work.
But it’s like a mix of how his napkin is plus the Winnie the Pooh picture to tell you how this negress looks across from me.

She’s very prim and proper and of course nobody else anywhere in sight is doing this super formal (cargo-cult) action of the super tuck.
“Dey don’ realize how somphisticated I be bein’ but I do.” That’s the funny vibe of her look.

She’s also wearing glasses which, she’s older so she probably needs them but whenever blacks wear glasses usually remind me of the hilarious videos of Basketball Apes wearing dem specktuckles in press conferences and shit to show how intelligent they be.

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It is funny and tryhard but kinda endearing when our African neighbors congenially emulate certain quaint white traits (which are in fact highly developed cultural expressions of certain corners of White nerd behavior) in goofy attempts to Ack White and shit.



In this thread, feel free to add related images of blacks either trying or failing to pull off white behavior that doesn’t quite work and looks funny or jarring.


*This is admittedly a trash thread post that I wrote exclusively as a way to get my brain cranking while stuck for what to do next on a work project. Apologies for the pointlessness.
 

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A lot of them are like that; they have insecurities about social class. They go out of their way to "dress up", and, back in the 80s and 90s, a lot of black women got hyphenated names to mimic the trend among WASP women.

I've dealt with them in person and over the phone, and I will tell you that if they are really poor, they get offended if you call them by their first name. You have to call them "Ms. Brown" etc. Somehow, they believe this will enhance their social standing, but when you've seen this often enough, you know it is because they are poorer than shit.

On one hand, the upper class LARP is funny, but also sad because a lot of modern white people dress like slobs. I see people in pajamas etc, and I see that a lot of people don't even dress up for church anymore. I've seen YouTube videos of ministers that are dressed up like homeless heroin addicts. It probably wouldn't hurt to go back to dressing up a little bit so white people can look respectable again.
 

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Someone didn't want food to spill on their shirt? Why do you care?
 

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If she is busty then this is just best practice - ask a busty woman how often she gets sauce on her shirt - and you'll find out it's most of them. For busty women it's an occupational hazard. Obviously it's a lesson I learned later in life when I got the "girls" - maybe I'll pick up this old napkin trick from your colleague - one which was common in Britain decades back, but which fell out of favour as dinner etiquette along with saying grace.
 

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A lot of them are like that; they have insecurities about social class. They go out of their way to "dress up", and, back in the 80s and 90s, a lot of black women got hyphenated names to mimic the trend among WASP women.
I don't think it is insecurity about social class as much as the desire to be respectable. You don't need to have a minimum social income to act with dignity, and personally I would like to see more of it, in all races. Including the addressing strangers by title instead of this faux friendly informality, much loved by corporations and state agents to emotionally manipulate (and therefore better control). I'm glad to see some people upholding standards even as many whites have completely given up, and go to Tesco in their jammies.
 

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That's pretty sophisticated behavior. Usually I just see them talking to themselves - loudly. I used to think it was funny, but knowing what I now know about niggers it scares the daylights out of me.
I was in the airport and some nigger not sure if he was african or American but he was doing the hands free thing. It was weird because he was walking fast and erratic and his voice would jump almost like a combination of yelling and rapping. It was off putting because it was not consistent. Really startling.
I already hate the hands free people walking in public, like fuck off bitch I don't need to be part of your conversation but this was next level.
 

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If she is busty then this is just best practice - ask a busty woman how often she gets sauce on her shirt - and you'll find out it's most of them. For busty women it's an occupational hazard. Obviously it's a lesson I learned later in life when I got the "girls" - maybe I'll pick up this old napkin trick from your colleague - one which was common in Britain decades back, but which fell out of favour as dinner etiquette along with saying grace.
I thought you were a dude.

I remember as a kid I used to see the napkin bib thing all the time on older TV. Think "Little Rascals" for example. I wonder if it was something that used to be common, or if it was making fun of lower class behavior back then.
 

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I thought you were a dude.
I was a dude. Now I'm a beautiful woman.

I remember seeing it on American TV quite regularly decades ago, and it wasn't working-class behaviour per se, nor was it solely white behaviour. I think people in the UK used to do it as well (maybe they still do). It was quite a genteel thing to do - to make sure that clothes don't get stained. I remember seeing men in suits doing it in dramas, to prevent them staining their clothing, and then of course, you've got the option of a drama gesture of them pulling out their napkin and throwing it done on the table when they get up to leave during an argument. Maybe OP is quite young to be surprised to see it. Anyway, given the general piggery of modern life in 2022, to hear of people still using napkins was actually a bit of a whitepill that in certain places people still uphold standards, and still do as they were taught as children.
 

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You should have snuck a snap of the negress. Oh well, I can imagine an averege pavement ape acting White. When I see it happening it's hilarious.
 

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Bro, were you at Red Lobster? Thats fine dining at its absolute best.
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Damn that reminds me, we used to post images from this image generator that took phrases you entered and mashed together pictures from the web based on those search terms.

I made one called "That black family at Red Lobster sure is quiet" because that phrase was very, very funny to me. Damn I wish I could find that site now.

edit: I found an alternative site at craiyon.com. These are my results for the above phrase.

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I’m sitting near this negress in a cafeteria. She is the only black person in here and she’s chewing silently as far as I can tell.


I have on headphones playing loud music so I can’t really hear her but she’s alone.



What the weird thing she is doing is this: she has a napkin tucked into her shirt. It looks really funny and kind of reminds me of Winnie the Pooh but is also ghetto fabulous type behavior.


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I tried to find a picture to represent this scene of what she’s doing to convey the strangeness of it but there aren’t any good ones I can find with negresses. But this is sort of the idea.


View attachment 112383
Obviously the woman’s face is communicating that what he is doing is nigger-tier. But if anything, he looks way too lordly and chad to be characterized that way and is in fact trolling and rolling hard. Plus the woman looks like a straight up Karen bitch so this picture doesn’t work.
But it’s like a mix of how his napkin is plus the Winnie the Pooh picture to tell you how this negress looks across from me.

She’s very prim and proper and of course nobody else anywhere in sight is doing this super formal (cargo-cult) action of the super tuck.
“Dey don’ realize how somphisticated I be bein’ but I do.” That’s the funny vibe of her look.

She’s also wearing glasses which, she’s older so she probably needs them but whenever blacks wear glasses usually remind me of the hilarious videos of Basketball Apes wearing dem specktuckles in press conferences and shit to show how intelligent they be.

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It is funny and tryhard but kinda endearing when our African neighbors congenially emulate certain quaint white traits (which are in fact highly developed cultural expressions of certain corners of White nerd behavior) in goofy attempts to Ack White and shit.



In this thread, feel free to add related images of blacks either trying or failing to pull off white behavior that doesn’t quite work and looks funny or jarring.


*This is admittedly a trash thread post that I wrote exclusively as a way to get my brain cranking while stuck for what to do next on a work project. Apologies for the pointlessness.
Do you think it might have been one of these dusky ladies?

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I remember seeing it on American TV quite regularly decades ago, and it wasn't working-class behaviour per se, nor was it solely white behaviour. I think people in the UK used to do it as well (maybe they still do). It was quite a genteel thing to do - to make sure that clothes don't get stained. I remember seeing men in suits doing it in dramas, to prevent them staining their clothing, and then of course, you've got the option of a drama gesture of them pulling out their napkin and throwing it done on the table when they get up to leave during an argument. Maybe OP is quite young to be surprised to see it. Anyway, given the general piggery of modern life in 2022, to hear of people still using napkins was actually a bit of a whitepill that in certain places people still uphold standards, and still do as they were taught as children.
We place the napkin on our lap.
 
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