I’m sitting near this negress in a cafeteria. She is the only black person in here and she’s chewing silently as far as I can tell.
I have on headphones playing loud music so I can’t really hear her but she’s alone.
What the weird thing she is doing is this: she has a napkin tucked into her shirt. It looks really funny and kind of reminds me of Winnie the Pooh but is also ghetto fabulous type behavior.
I tried to find a picture to represent this scene of what she’s doing to convey the strangeness of it but there aren’t any good ones I can find with negresses. But this is sort of the idea.
Obviously the woman’s face is communicating that what he is doing is nigger-tier. But if anything, he looks way too lordly and chad to be characterized that way and is in fact trolling and rolling hard. Plus the woman looks like a straight up Karen bitch so this picture doesn’t work.
But it’s like a mix of how his napkin is plus the Winnie the Pooh picture to tell you how this negress looks across from me.
She’s very prim and proper and of course nobody else anywhere in sight is doing this super formal (cargo-cult) action of the super tuck.
“Dey don’ realize how somphisticated I be bein’ but I do.” That’s the funny vibe of her look.
She’s also wearing glasses which, she’s older so she probably needs them but whenever blacks wear glasses usually remind me of the hilarious videos of Basketball Apes wearing dem specktuckles in press conferences and shit to show how intelligent they be.
It is funny and tryhard but kinda endearing when our African neighbors congenially emulate certain quaint white traits (which are in fact highly developed cultural expressions of certain corners of White nerd behavior) in goofy attempts to Ack White and shit.
In this thread, feel free to add related images of blacks either trying or failing to pull off white behavior that doesn’t quite work and looks funny or jarring.
*This is admittedly a trash thread post that I wrote exclusively as a way to get my brain cranking while stuck for what to do next on a work project. Apologies for the pointlessness.
I have on headphones playing loud music so I can’t really hear her but she’s alone.
What the weird thing she is doing is this: she has a napkin tucked into her shirt. It looks really funny and kind of reminds me of Winnie the Pooh but is also ghetto fabulous type behavior.
I tried to find a picture to represent this scene of what she’s doing to convey the strangeness of it but there aren’t any good ones I can find with negresses. But this is sort of the idea.
Obviously the woman’s face is communicating that what he is doing is nigger-tier. But if anything, he looks way too lordly and chad to be characterized that way and is in fact trolling and rolling hard. Plus the woman looks like a straight up Karen bitch so this picture doesn’t work.
But it’s like a mix of how his napkin is plus the Winnie the Pooh picture to tell you how this negress looks across from me.
She’s very prim and proper and of course nobody else anywhere in sight is doing this super formal (cargo-cult) action of the super tuck.
“Dey don’ realize how somphisticated I be bein’ but I do.” That’s the funny vibe of her look.
She’s also wearing glasses which, she’s older so she probably needs them but whenever blacks wear glasses usually remind me of the hilarious videos of Basketball Apes wearing dem specktuckles in press conferences and shit to show how intelligent they be.
It is funny and tryhard but kinda endearing when our African neighbors congenially emulate certain quaint white traits (which are in fact highly developed cultural expressions of certain corners of White nerd behavior) in goofy attempts to Ack White and shit.
In this thread, feel free to add related images of blacks either trying or failing to pull off white behavior that doesn’t quite work and looks funny or jarring.
*This is admittedly a trash thread post that I wrote exclusively as a way to get my brain cranking while stuck for what to do next on a work project. Apologies for the pointlessness.
