Vent thread. The little things that piss you off WAY more than they should

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When my Prius is in reverse, it emits a loud BEEP BEEP BEEP into the passenger compartment.
I hate backing my old F-150 with the tailgate down because it has a "proximity" sensor that beeps, designed to annoy you when you're tryna backup and be careful because the tailgate is down! ANNOYING!

That and the fact that I can't convince my wife to allow me to put in a decent media player with better speakers and a backup camera...about $1200.
She does have a point, however, when she mentions that I've already put $6k in it over the last 3 years or so. It's a 2008 4x4 with 220,000 miles on it. Quite a bit of that was preventative maintenance and new AT tires. Ah, well, it runs good now.
 
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Oh yeah. And ducking clamshell packaging. The faggot that invented that shit is going straight to hell. Opening my new thing in the parking lot should not require a thermal lance.
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The little things that piss you off WAY more than they should
I hate it beyond all measure when people use parentheses as punctuation marks in their comments without closing the parentheses. (...) This is what a parenthesis should look like. There is a beginning and an end (and not an endless story. It is simply unpleasant to read a mental insertion that never ends or where you have to guess where the other parenthesis should close. It makes you nervous. The search for the second parenthesis overrides any content of the comment, no matter how good. If you can't master the powerful tool of the sentence parenthesis, you simply shouldn't use it.
 

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1. Child transexuals when you actually see them, it makes your blood boil, want to badly tell them to stop doing what they're doing, because they WILL regret it, but realize it's too late now. Wait until everyone actually starts seeing these monstrosity's.
2. All Gay people, don't ever work with them, they will put the moves on you, and when you get pissed off over it, they'll try to heck you over mentally like they do sexually. Also I hate lesbians because they don't like me, like a normal girl usually does.
3. I hate everything Jewish and the last 3 weeks all I read is the Stormer in the morning and listen to no TV, internet, radio. It's all too depressing, and I'm not trying to be a Sad person. I know we have to keep our spirits up and force some funny jokes out. I just am tired of filling my head with Jewish Bullshit.
4. People who are proud to have gotten the Vaccine. I always tell them, 'Now you need to get your dick chopped off, the government wants you to do that, too.' My brother died 2 days after he got the vaccine, and now I have to take care of his Psycho wife until I can get her into a facility which could take a year. I know he deserved to die, because he knew he shouldn't take the Vax, but he wanted to get on the Military base, and Trump and Biden kept repeating, 'Safe and Effective'. His wife is so retarded she couldn't call 911 to save his life, and a 3 year old can do that. And she enjoys breaking things and throwing out most of the food I have to buy her. Sorry.
I'll try to be more upbeat in my posts, I get a lot of sad faces on my comments, so I'll work at LOL type material, but I just wanted to get some of the crap out I hate.
 

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1. Child transexuals when you actually see them, it makes your blood boil, want to badly tell them to stop doing what they're doing, because they WILL regret it, but realize it's too late now. Wait until everyone actually starts seeing these monstrosity's.
2. All Gay people, don't ever work with them, they will put the moves on you, and when you get pissed off over it, they'll try to heck you over mentally like they do sexually. Also I hate lesbians because they don't like me, like a normal girl usually does.
3. I hate everything Jewish and the last 3 weeks all I read is the Stormer in the morning and listen to no TV, internet, radio. It's all too depressing, and I'm not trying to be a Sad person. I know we have to keep our spirits up and force some funny jokes out. I just am tired of filling my head with Jewish Bullshit.
4. People who are proud to have gotten the Vaccine. I always tell them, 'Now you need to get your dick chopped off, the government wants you to do that, too.' My brother died 2 days after he got the vaccine, and now I have to take care of his Psycho wife until I can get her into a facility which could take a year. I know he deserved to die, because he knew he shouldn't take the Vax, but he wanted to get on the Military base, and Trump and Biden kept repeating, 'Safe and Effective'. His wife is so retarded she couldn't call 911 to save his life, and a 3 year old can do that. And she enjoys breaking things and throwing out most of the food I have to buy her. Sorry.
I'll try to be more upbeat in my posts, I get a lot of sad faces on my comments, so I'll work at LOL type material, but I just wanted to get some of the crap out I hate.
I'm sorry for your loss, zz_xx_zz_x. ❀
 

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When I leave my reading glasses on the table and then look for them when I need them but they're not there!! This drives me crazy. THEY.WERE.RIGHT.THERE. How can glasses move or disappear.
Then I look elsewhere for them only to find them on the table where I left them!!
I'm convinced mischievous elves live here and no one can convince me otherwise. πŸ˜€
Reading glasses? You wear reading glasses? Those are for old people. My mental image of you

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When I go to squirt soap on my hand and miss. How does that happen? My hand is RIGHT THERE under the soap dispenser.
 

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I hate backing my old F-150 with the tailgate down because it has a "proximity" sensor that beeps, designed to annoy you when you're tryna backup and be careful because the tailgate is down! ANNOYING!

That and the fact that I can't convince my wife to allow me to put in a decent media player with better speakers and a backup camera...about $1200.
She does have a point, however, when she mentions that I've already put $6k in it over the last 3 years or so. It's a 2008 4x4 with 220,000 miles on it. Quite a bit of that was preventative maintenance and new AT tires. Ah, well, it runs good now.
Is it the 5.4 liter engine, and if so, at the 220k mile mark, is it the original one?
 

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I’ve spent a considerable amount of time on interstate highways this year, and I have a new one.

I know people say this, but I’m an excellent driver. I’m considerate, never reckless, always checking my mirrors, etc.

I’ll generally be driving 8-12 mph over the interstate limit. Clipping along, but nothing that can’t be instantly - and discreetly - brought back to a speed no cop will bother about (though I will note this threshold seems to be moving higher as the increasing state of casual lawlessness in this country must mean they have bigger fish to fry). I’ll see a car closing on me from behind at a fast enough rate for me to move a lane to my right and let him by when I have a gap in that lane large enough to do so without slowing down myself before I’ll have to step back out to my left to get around the slower traffic in it. I move to the right to let him pass.

Whether he isn’t using cruise, or is just a retard, dick, or what have you I don’t know, but with increasing frequency this sonofabitch will now continue to pass, yes, but inexplicably decrease his closing speed, such that I am now closing on the slower traffic ahead of me at almost the rate he is, and I will inevitably have to decrease my cruise, disengage it entirely, DOWNSHIFT, or EVEN APPLY MY GODDAMN BRAKES to ensure he’s clear of me before I step back out to the left!

Sometimes this abject piece of shit will - again, in-ex-fucking-plicably - slow down enough to all but match my speed, leaving me effectively hemmed in behind the traffic in my lane!
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I have the local news on in the morning mostly for the weather and daily monkeyshines.

These assholes that think they have to show their teeth all the time and pretend they're smiling.
How the hell can you even talk like that?
goddamn commercials too.

GF has those cooking shows on, fuck them too with that stupid shit!
 

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Women can't do anything right what's their problem? why are they so emotional? is it because they bleed all the time? I mean I guess that would make me emotional too if I could set a calendar to my crotch bleeding.

Is it because they all thought they would be Barbie when they grow up, and instead they turned out closer to a cabbage patch lump of junk?

Consistent, stable, rational, productive... Have you bitches ever heard these words before? are you able to define them? do you understand what they mean or are you fucking retarded

I think the real problem is me, expecting anything to change. You witches were always like this, ever since you started whispering to snakes behind the tree.

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I absolutely despise the guy who drags a meeting out. You're not safe from him until everyone is standing up at which point you can quickly exit if he tries to mention "one last thing".
 
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