Vent thread. The little things that piss you off WAY more than they should

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Well before the pandemic I was tipping better. But now the inflation resulted in double the food. So percentage should go lower.
A lot of people lie and say if servers got paid more food costs would go higher. Why is it that canada and usa have the most expensive restaurants? Go to Europe and Japan. Service is better and food cheaper. No tipping.
Don't you mean "before covid hit" :unsure:
 

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We live in a shitty world. This:
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is a real thing.

And it just seems life wants to kick you when you’re down with some bullshit. Tiny shit that just REALLY seems to hit at the worst times. Stuff you don’t normally bitch about out loud because it’s too petty. We my friends, this is that. A place totally full of judgement. Where you can get those things off your chest and you can feel better. Or we’ll call you a whiny faggot. Who knows?
What gets your goat?
maybe it’s your monkeypox itching?
Maybe its poor grammer and spelling?

maybe We can also bring up little stuff that makes us waaay too happy. You know, to even it out.

ill start it off.
1: when I’m at an Italian restaurant and the Parmesan cheese shaker keeps plugging up so I’m sitting there shaking that thing forever looking like I’m jacking off a horse and getting nothing. I know I can bonk it on the table to unplug it but I can’t let the Parmesan cheese win.

2: when any article of clothing gets stuck on a doorknob and it makes you turn around like a retard. It really does make me want to explode. Like I seriously want to hit or kick the door. And I hold a grudge.

3: when I open up the fridge or freezer and something falls out. You Put it back and it falls right back out. Third time same result. Now it’s time for war. So you start using the culprit to smash whatever it was on flat enough so it will stay. Putting it elsewhere is out off the question. You beat the fuck out of those peas with the bread your wife likes to store in the freezer for some reason. I win.
feign ignorance when she asks why the bread is smooshed. Maybe even low key blame her by saying she puts too much shit in there.

4: when I’m trying to fill my thermos with ice for work and a couple always escape and hit the floor. It burns my ass and I’m way too tired to bend over and pick them up or hunt them down. So I just kick them lil niggas under the fridge and let them die in exile.


now one for the positive:

When you have to slap a doop REALLy bad (I drive a lot) and you pick a place, you walk into the bathroom and it’s EMPTY. The retard suite is open and clean. It has its own sink. There’s music playing. And no one comes in so you can throw down in peace. Bliss.

your turn.
This is literally my life.
 

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I'm so sick of the riding lawn mower i've been using. Everything has to have like 10 safety features preventing me from using something the way I want to. I don't care if I'm risking cutting off my fingers! It is literally a 6 step process to drive in reverse with the blade running!

I hate that things are overdesigned for a retard to use it to the point that the thing becomes complex, full of extra steps!!!
 

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When I leave my reading glasses on the table and then look for them when I need them but they're not there!! This drives me crazy. THEY.WERE.RIGHT.THERE. How can glasses move or disappear.
Then I look elsewhere for them only to find them on the table where I left them!!
I'm convinced mischievous elves live here and no one can convince me otherwise. πŸ˜€
It's not elves. You just switch between different realities from time to time. It happens to me all the time, although most of the time I can't find my stuff it's because my wife has put them somewhere else...
 

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eery'time a politician has to have a say, some asshole (usually a womban) has to iterpret for the deaff.
 

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When I walk the dog and the damn beast can't decide where to poop, getting into position, waiting a few seconds, and then moving forward only to repeat the process 4-6 times. I tell him to get it over with and he looks at me like "u wot m8".
It's gotta be the perfect spot. I'm sure that when you walk into a public toilet you don't just go into the first stall you find, you inspect them all, and pick them best one, no?
 

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It's gotta be the perfect spot. I'm sure that when you walk into a public toilet you don't just go into the first stall you find, you inspect them all, and pick them best one, no?
The equivalent would be for me to go into a stall, pull my pants down, sit on the toilet, start pressing, stop pressing just before something comes out, exit the stall and repeat this for every stall in the public toilet, until finally, at the last one, I take a shit. That's basically what the dog is doing.
 

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When a boomer has a piece of hard candy in their mouth.......there is nothing more repulsive or annoying than a boomer with a piece of hard candy in their mouth. Tapping it against their teeth, sucking it, crunching it........and it never ends how long can they keep it from being swallowed or dissolved?
 

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When my wife promises. PROMISES. That she HAS NO PREFERENCE for where we eat, then shoots down the next 6 places. Then starts with the β€œwhy do you get so mad?”
That’s the other one. I fucking hate it when she starts with β€œwhy do you get so mad?”
I’m actually really laid back and usually only get really annoyed with indecisive bullshit. And being second guessed.

β€œwhy did you pick this row? I saw parking spaces closer. I think you’re too close on this side. Is the tail too far out? Can we get a booth? No, over there. It’s loud in here. It’s cold. This shrimp is over cooked. Where is our refills?”

*Cue Tony soprano nose breathing

β€œwhy do you get so mad?” β€œYou don’t need to get so mad”

no, what I need is a shovel and an alibi.
 

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ill start it off.
1: when I’m at an Italian restaurant and the Parmesan cheese shaker keeps plugging up so I’m sitting there shaking that thing forever looking like I’m jacking off a horse and getting nothing. I know I can bonk it on the table to unplug it but I can’t let the Parmesan cheese win.


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"Just because I'm not alive does not mean I cannot enjoy that joke. A good joke does not require a living audience."
I don't get it. Who's that guy?
 

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4: when I’m trying to fill my thermos with ice for work and a couple always escape and hit the floor. It burns my ass and I’m way too tired to bend over and pick them up or hunt them down. So I just kick them lil niggas under the fridge and let them die in exile.
 
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