"The Reply Of The American Cossacks To Fake-President Biden"

Half_truth7s

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The Kievan Rus of antiquity were culturally North Europeans, and inter-married with Scandinavian and Byzantine nobility.
So in the 17th Century, the Ukrainian Cossacks kicked joo ass and gave the hook nose clique reason for payback. What happened to Cossacks in 300 years? Did their balls drop off?
Note: I'm not being snarky about our E Euro brethren. Look how far Americans have fallen from the cowboy/outlaw stereotype.
 
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So in the 17th Century, the Ukrainian Cossacks kicked joo ass and gave the hook nose clique reason for payback. What happened to Cossacks in 300 years? Did their balls drop off?
Note: I'm not being snarky about our E Euro brethren. Look how far Americans have fallen from the cowboy/outlaw stereotype.
Theyre now fighting in the donbass war
 

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So they are allies of Russians in Crimea?
Different groups of Cossacks are fighting on both sides of the war, yet they still consider each other kinsmen, really weird, idk if they've ever faced eachother
 

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Cossacks are actually a great concept - they are a militant white ethno-nation operating within a State which is not wholly organized around their own needs, and prioritizing their group-interests over those of others. The idea of whites re-organizing as American Cossacks has a certain traction to it...
Even if just for beating lesbians in the streets! Plus, Hetman is one of the coolest titles.
 

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Look how far Americans have fallen from the cowboy/outlaw stereotype.
Yeah, Anthony Bourdain when he did his shows on the border would always find these cowboys and ranchers that wouldn't stop blubbering about the evils of building a wall while extolling the virtues of illegals flooding in.

Check out the West Texas episode he did in Marfa . . . :rolleyes:
 
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