That Nigga Antwian be Shoot He Own Couzin in They House

Andrew Anglin

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The nigga from Jersey got his ass put at da jail in Burlington County on this Monday. That nigga was been said to had shot he own cousin during when they throw down.

That shit be going on Friday, when them niggas be wilen out. The nigga crib in Pemberton Township, and that nigga’s name be Antwian Warthen. The folks at the police say he be at their office, from a story they told the news.

Them cops show up cuz they said a nigga was leakin.

“Upon arrival, they were informed that Warthen had just transported his cousin, Horace Warthen, 39, of Burlington City, to Capital Health at Deborah – Emergency Services,” the bitch ass police done said.

Dat nigga’s couzin, nigga name is Horace Warten, got he ass in da grave now. Dat nigga die from dat leak.

Dat Antwian Warthen be in that hospital when da police came in, by that nigga dip out when they come creepin on he ass.

Them cops found his ass scootin, asked a nigga what he be doin.

Nigga gets hit with murder charge for blast he own couzin, get a gun charge, another gun charge.

That nigga in jail, his stupid ass ain’t got no lawyer.

Apologies to Fox 5 New York.

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