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During these unprecedented times, we recommend doing anything that we can to try and help our wild bird populations. Because the science is unclear on the role of songbirds in this current H5N1 outbreak, one consideration is to not encourage birds to gather together at places such as bird feeders or birdbaths. These are places where things like viruses could easily be exchanged between individuals," Hall wrote.
FOX 9 Minneapolis-St. Paul: Don't feed birds this spring, University of Minnesota's Raptor Center urges.
 

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Last time I was in a store, their cheapest eggs were $3.49 a dozen. Luckily we have our own chickens and ducks who haven't caught the flu yet, or if they have, it hasn't stopped them from laying eggs.

 

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I just seen a lady posting this on next door.
Found a dead bird in my yard last week, earlier this week.
Ground still frozen so didn't dig a hole. I threw it in the back yard, think a feral animal got it.
Now that thing is sick and going to bite a kid and that kid is going to bite its parents then there is going to be a zombie blood bath.
Good thing I can lock my doors.
 

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I just seen a lady posting this on next door.
Found a dead bird in my yard last week, earlier this week.
Ground still frozen so didn't dig a hole. I threw it in the back yard, think a feral animal got it.
Now that thing is sick and going to bite a kid and that kid is going to bite its parents then there is going to be a zombie blood bath.
Good thing I can lock my doors.
I told the wife to quit feeding them damn birds it's a thing I told her!
Bird flu is at our doorstep...as 5 chickens walked under her feet on way to clean up under bird feeder...somehow we gotta mask these lil bastards, at least for two weeks to flatten...
 

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You're a cool dude, my guy.

hah cheers.
i have a small army that i look after. probably 40 or so goldfinches, and a pair of Eurasian blackcaps. and a pair of Dunnocks.
they apparently depend on me now. and i am not going to disappoint them, because the government are a bunch of bastards
 

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hah cheers.
i have a small army that i look after. probably 40 or so goldfinches, and a pair of Eurasian blackcaps. and a pair of Dunnocks.
they apparently depend on me now. and i am not going to disappoint them, because the government are a bunch of bastards
Train them to bring you 10$ bills. Do that every day for a week and you'll end up with 2,800 dollars. Use this method to conquer the world.
 

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Train them to bring you 10$ bills. Do that every day for a week and you'll end up with 2,800 dollars. Use this method to conquer the world.
lmao, nice plan, unfortunately the only thing they are able to bring is the good feels you associate with looking after the natural world. which works for me.
 

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lmao, im not even a boomer, i just like having a shit loads of unofficial flying pets
Me too bre. But I know some elders who would pick up a rifle to defend their feeders.
 

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Dem birds russian spies
 

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Me too bre. But I know some elders who would pick up a rifle to defend their feeders.
My neighbour does it regular. he also feeds the goldfinches etc.
so many missing cat posters in this area. and i know for a fact that he is putting them in the ground early for going near the birds.
i am happy with this arrangement, so i don't say shit about it.
 

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for anyone interested, has anyone ever seen the programme "Coronation street"?
there is a character in it, called Norris. basically hes rather old, owns a shop, and is just an all round nosey cunt, and a gossip, inserting himself into everyone's situation, just to entertain himself with their drama. the majority of the time, he can be found just behind the curtain snooping on everyone passing by, listening in on their conversations. However Norris is not voilent or threatning in any way.

However my neighbour, is norris. with a gun, and a silencer, in a place where these things are highly frowned upon. but i get on with him, so i don't give a shit. i found out about his "bird defending hobby" entirely by accident, i was out back having a smoke, and there was a cat, walking on the wall stalking the birds. I grabbed a stick to frighten it off. but then heard a soft thud, and the cat dropped into his yard, and the next day wanted posters went up,
I caught up with the crazy old norris next door, and asked about it. and he just grinned like a cheesy cunt, and smiled but never admitted to it.
hes a funny old fucker for sure.
 

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Zombies are already beginning to emerge. This lady's follow up responses ended up being just keyboard spam with periodic sentences of clarity saying she had a thrist for goyim flesh and hunger for gentile blood.
I fully expect the national guard to come and start quarantining us in neighborhood blocks.
 

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My neighbour does it regular. he also feeds the goldfinches etc.
so many missing cat posters in this area. and i know for a fact that he is putting them in the ground early for going near the birds.
i am happy with this arrangement, so i don't say shit about it.
I dare not throw seed on the ground with my mouser out on the prowl. :( Gotta put it in the feeder up on the pole.

I'm glad your neighbor is shooting the cats. I don't have any birds landing near my windows anymore. Plus, it's more or less a guarantee none of those owners are using those cats for rodent control.
 
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