So, I had another breakup lmao

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I must be getting jaded, because I've been juggling two relationships for a month now. The one (cute metalhead with okay tits) ended because she wasn't sure she wanted to keep going with the hot steamy sex, which was weird because she initiated a lot of it. Begged me to spank her ass, you know, regular stuff. I wasn't in the best headspace so I told her to fuck off.
Oh, she asked me out too, at a Spencer's.

So now I'm down to one girlfriend, and she's kind of a schizo but she's cute, and short -- so I can pick her up and throw her around if I want and she loves all of it.

Obviously love is fake as hell and it's always a relationship of mutual use, but I like how things are going with this one. Always helps to have options though.
 

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I usually think of something entirely different whenever someone mentions a female "metalhead" these days.
 

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I usually think of something entirely different whenever someone mentions a female "metalhead" these days.
She looks better in person than she does in photos. Went through a tomboy phase.

I don't know man -- you take what you can get these days.
 

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I must be getting jaded, because I've been juggling two relationships for a month now. The one (cute metalhead with okay tits) ended because she wasn't sure she wanted to keep going with the hot steamy sex, which was weird because she initiated a lot of it.
Oh yes, this happens to me all the time. Girls will say to me, "Zoomhauer, I like you, but I'm just not sure I want to keep going with the hot steamy sex that you frequently are having with me that I also predominantly initiate".

Hang in there brother.
 

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Oh yes, this happens to me all the time. Girls will say to me, "Zoomhauer, I like you, but I'm just not sure I want to keep going with the hot steamy sex that you frequently are having with me that I also predominantly initiate".

Hang in there brother.
Probably a shit test.
 

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I met my lovers girlfriend last night. It was pretty awkward for me. She introduced herself without having any idea I've been having a 6 month affair with her boyfriend. I had to pretend to meet him too. We literally shook hands and introduced ourselves as if we were meeting for the very first time.

I'm a horrible person.

I'm calling it off Monday.

Oh, and get this: her and I wore the same outfit to this event. πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ You can't make this stuff up.
 

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I met my lovers girlfriend last night. It was pretty awkward for me. She introduced herself without having any idea I've been having a 6 month affair with her boyfriend. I had to pretend to meet him too. We literally shook hands and introduced ourselves as if we were meeting for the very first time.

I'm a horrible person.

I'm calling it off Monday.

Oh, and get this: her and I wore the same outfit to this event. πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ You can't make this stuff up.
Wait, I'm sure I've read this before, but what's the backstory on this?

He has a girlfriend, and then you are his secret girlfriend, or is it his wife?
 

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Wait, I'm sure I've read this before, but what's the backstory on this?

He has a girlfriend, and then you are his secret girlfriend, or is it his wife?
They don't live together or have kids together.

It started off as just a casual fling and as we began seeing each other more, we discovered we had a lot of things in common and a natural sort of chemistry and it kind of just got more serious without us meaning for it to happen.

But I'm calling it off. I feel like it's going to blow up in our faces sooner or later, plus we have mutual friends in common (which is why we were both at the same event with the same group) and I just can't anymore.
 

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They don't live together or have kids together.

It started off as just a casual fling and as we began seeing each other more, we discovered we had a lot of things in common and a natural sort of chemistry and it kind of just got more serious without us meaning for it to happen.

But I'm calling it off. I feel like it's going to blow up in our faces sooner or later, plus we have mutual friends in common (which is why we were both at the same event with the same group) and I just can't anymore.
I don't know if that's necessary. Your goal is to find a husband. If you can convince this guy to dump the old girl and go with you instead, you should be set.
 

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Anglican, you only show up when you get dumped. 😞
Lol, that's because this place is where I go to get advice. I have real life friends now, I'm about to start my life as a Marine, and I'm in the best shape I've been in for a while. There's not much to ask or talk about.

That, and this place is getting more and more dead.
 

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I met my lovers girlfriend last night. It was pretty awkward for me. She introduced herself without having any idea I've been having a 6 month affair with her boyfriend. I had to pretend to meet him too. We literally shook hands and introduced ourselves as if we were meeting for the very first time.

I'm a horrible person.

I'm calling it off Monday.

Oh, and get this: her and I wore the same outfit to this event. πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ You can't make this stuff up.
You do call yourself trad thot, but then what does the 'trad' stand for? "Trading my quickly deteriorating looks for meaningless casual sex as a single mother"?
 
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