Scientists to Recreate Fake Wooly Mammoths Using Gene-Editing with Jurassic Park Startup

Snake Baker

We already have enough hoaxes without fake animals roaming the earth, no?

Greek Reporter:

Jurassic Park has nothing on three scientists who have decided to reassemble genes from woolly mammoths and resurrect them once again after having been extinct for more than ten thousand years.

What could go wrong, you may well ask, since the Jurassic Park thing turned out so well?

We may soon find out, as $15 million has already been pledged to the effort to bring this species back from extinction with the help of gene editing.

After the passage of ten millennia, scientists have created a start-up, dubbed named “Colossal,” which announced on Tuesday that funding has now been secured that may result in thousands of woolly mammoths roaming the vast plains and steppes of Siberia.

George Church, a geneticist at Harvard and the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT), told interviewers from the New York Times that “This is a major milestone for us. It’s going to make all the difference in the world.”

Long the domain of theoretical scientists who could only postulate how something like this may be possible, this gargantuan experiment may now become a reality as Colossal has taken many of the necessary primary steps needed that would result in a resurrection of the beloved extinct mammal using the gene-editing technology called CRISPR.

Since woolly mammoths and Asian elephants, which of course still exist in the wild, although they are threatened, share a common ancestor which lived six million years ago, Church says he believes that he could rewrite the elephants’ DNA to produce an animal which is for all intents and purposes a mammoth using CRISPR.

This genetic technology is a type copy-and-paste tool for the genetic code of all living things.

“A cold-resistant elephant”Church told The Guardian that “our goal is to make a cold-resistant elephant, but it is going to look and behave like a mammoth.”

“Not because we are trying to trick anybody, but because we want something that is functionally equivalent to the mammoth, that will enjoy its time at -40 Celsius,”
he elaborated.

Church and his team compared the genomes from surviving fragments of DNA from woolly mammoths to those of modern elephants and quickly noted the major differences. After simply altering certain genes to produce denser hair and a thicker layer of fat, they hope to create an animal with characteristics that are sufficiently mammoth-like.

First, he says, they must create an artificial mammoth uterus which is already lined with stem-cell-derived tissue in order to nourish the mammoth fetus. They state that they are optimistic they will be able to produce an elephant-mammoth hybrid animal within the next few years.

Within the next decade, they hope to be able to create an animal that is entirely a wooly mammoth genetically.

Questioning the ramificationsAnyone who has read or even seen the movie Jurassic Park, however, will quickly ask why this should be done and what the eventual ramifications would be. Surely, living beings are almost impossible to control in certain situations, and the effect on the environment is likely to be a major one.

Scientists at Colossal maintain that their project is not just a scientific tour de force; the reintroduction of woolly mammoths might even benefit the arctic environment by reducing moss and increasing grassland there, according to a report from The New York Times.

Those opposed to the idea reply that there surely are different ways of tackling that issue other than reconstituting gigantic grassland behemoths which require enormous amounts of fodder.

Love Dalén, a paleogeneticist at the Centre for Palaeogenetics in Stockholm, Sweden, told CNN “there’s absolutely nothing that says that putting mammoths out there will have any, any effect on climate change whatsoever.”
I don’t really understand how this would change the weather. I would think they would say it would make the weather hotter because of the farts.

Based on their theories, what would actually change the weather are trees. Most of the greenhouse gasses are water vapor, and you couldn’t get rid of that without draining the oceans. Carbon dioxide is a small fraction of green house gas, and manmade carbon is a fraction of that fraction. So it’s a really moronic conversation.

Frankly, people should just be able to look at this one graphic:

Then fact-check it. Then just stop talking about the issue completely, because it is so obviously a complete hoax.

Instead people look at this graph, which is really just an absolute hoax (if water vapor was included, it would be 20 times bigger than CO2):

And then go around spreading moronic lies.

But yeah, you could probably use trees to remove the amount of carbon that is added by humans.

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Why haven't warmists been properly challenged? I just hit one. But I can't give the link as it would dox me.
a) gate keepers
b) implicit threats to people who speak out

Are there venues where we can raid to red pill alarmists?


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I would be all for an ice age version of jurassic Park. The steak house would be great even though I have no desire to eat elephant something about the Hairy version beckons. I guess because our ancestors ate them.


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Tonga volcanos must be capped off!!!@


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I'm really happy to see you bring this up, Snake. As a matter of fact, just this morning I was sitting by the fireplace sipping my coffee whilst contemplating all of the problems and challenges which currently plague my existence.

I sat there thinking about hordes of dirty, uncivilized brown people pouring across the border of my country every minute of every day, eager for the opportunity to rape, rob and kill my people. I thought about my tyrannical government, run by lunatic jews doing all they can to exterminate my race and erase me and my religion from recorded history. I remembered the Covid hoax, the anal tranny agenda aimed at the children, monkeypox, endless wars for no apparent reason, rampant inflation, six dollar a gallon gas, unprecendented nigger violence and food shortages among other things.

It was at that moment I realized that none of that really matters. How silly have I been to worry about these insignificant trifles, as if they have any real impact on the quality of my life? No I say, the overarching issue that will undoubtedly define my life and possibly this generation is the lack of cold-resistant elephants. Without a healthy population of cold-resistant elephants, we simply will not survive. Is this really who we want to be? A cold-resistant elephantless people?

With that being said, from hence forth I shall dedicate my life to raise awareness about the lack of cold-resistant elephants and what that means for our values and rules based order. Today, after I finsh this coffee, I will select a color for a ribbon to raise awareness and promote the necessity for cold-resistant elephants, which are resistant to cold climates, and totally necessary right now.


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They know not what they do; the woolly mammoths will just end up becoming racists after their first interactions with niggers.

Why do you think the mammoths all moved north? They’d rather be cold and speared by White men who would honor their sacrifice than have to be constantly picking the nigger smegma out from between their toes.


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I would be all for an ice age version of jurassic Park. The steak house would be great even though I have no desire to eat elephant something about the Hairy version beckons. I guess because our ancestors ate them.
But then we would have to kill all the dinosaurs because their farts cause intergalactic warming (or something) and will attract the ancient race of space Jews who will come to our planet in warships (of stolen ancient Aryan tech origin) and bomb these dinosaurs with asteroids from orbit (it's the only way to be sure), using mass drivers (also stolen Aryan tech).


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The white race will oneday be “recreated” like wooly mammoths, but instead of being placed in a zoo, we will be asked to save humanity from its self destructive semitic brasilification.