Science Says Cow Farts Causing Divorce and Faggotry Among Albatrosses

Snake Baker

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I always thought albatrosses were kind of gay, so I’m not surprised they’re leaving their wives to go fag.

I am kind of surprised that environmentalists would consider this is a bad thing.

I thought the whole argument for faggotism was that “animals do it” (even though they kind of don’t).

From vegan website Plant Based News:

Albatrosses are breaking up, despite being documented as largely monogamous creatures – and the fault lies with human-driven climate breakdown.

Researchers say “divorce” rates are increasing, despite previously resting at just one to three percent.


A study published this week outlines how rising sea temperatures are affecting the gentle giants, most of which spend their entire lives with the same single partner.

These lives can stretch to between 50 and 60 years.

Albatross divorce ratesThe study was published in The Royal Society, titled: Environmental variability directly affects the prevalence of divorce in monogamous albatrosses.

Authors began collecting data all the way back in 2003. They audited black-browed albatrosses on the Falkland Islands throughout breeding seasons.

What researcher and co-author Francesco Ventura revealed to The Guardian was that they were surprised that warmer waters were associated with higher divorce rates.



Climate breakdownHigher sea temperatures may force birds to hunt for longer periods of time, which the authors say might explain the rates. And this causes the birds to blame their partners.

Venture told the outlet: “We propose this partner-blaming hypothesis – with which a stressed female might feel this physiological stress, and attribute these higher stress levels to a poor performance of the male.”

The species is one in decline, at flows of up to 10 percent every year.

Furthermore, another researcher announced that sinking population numbers are changing mating patterns too.

“We’re getting male-male pairs amongst the birds on Antipodes Island, which we haven’t had before,”
Dr. Graeme Elliot of New Zealand’s department of conservation said.

Dr. Elliot says some male partners are choosing other male partners “because they can’t find a female partner.”
Why are these people so sure cow farts did it, instead of pollution?

It’s not like it hasn’t happened before.

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atrazine also transitions some fish eggs, making the fish loose all connection with what they are supposed to be.


yes humans are doing the same things to second and third generations with vaccine "virus" injections and of course air, food, water poisoning...

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So um, I thought an albatross was that ancient Chinese calculator with the rows of sliding beads, but now I'm learning it's a bird?
 

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And this causes the birds to blame their partners.

Venture told the outlet: “We propose this partner-blaming hypothesis – with which a stressed female might feel this physiological stress, and attribute these higher stress levels to a poor performance of the male.”

Albatross feminism! Aaaaaaaand the females are initiating all the divorces.

ACKSHYUALLY this is a load of bullshit. What, did they interview some female albatrosses? "Yeh, he just won't provide the lifestyle to which I've grown accustomed anymore. I'm just not haaappy. I have to find myself. Eat. Pray. Love."

And the "male-male pairings? WTF are they stealing eggs from females and then raising the young? Albatross Pete Buttplug? These people are idiots.
 
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