Official GU Freestyle thread

JasonVorhees

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I just came up with this off the top of my head in another thread in response to two guy's comments I'll quote below. Feel free to drop your own or add on to mine.

we need moar drill rappers
Survival gear. Ramens and a .45. Damn, that sounds cool.

"Ramens and a .45" the manga. ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ
Ahem. ๐Ÿคง Uhh. ๐Ÿ˜ค

Drop a beat.

Yuh!



Ramens and a 45.
Bitch you know we feel alive.
That 'conomy bout ta take a dive.
But Stormer bois we gon' survive.

Diamond Hands against ZOG plans.
This Crypto gain drive kikes insane.
Shit's upside-down since the world turned clown.
Fuck with these boys you get spun 'round.

We stay loaded, for Trump we voted.
But his leadership, it dun' imploded.
Inflation bubble, just bout exploded.
Our genetic code, will not be moded.

My DNA stay pure!
Yes fool I am sure!

Hit 'em while its hot!
Bitch what do ya got?

Yo fuck Pfizer!
Fauci is a liar.
Fuck off with yo Moderna!
I am not concerned'a

If I'm Hendrix, you're the Bassist.
Bitch I am a racist.

Leavin' fools with stitches!
Fuckin' all they bitches!

Slottin' vaxxed-out fools!
We runnin' with the bulls!

We's the Gamer Uprising!
Do you find this shit surprising?
Jews try their hypnotizing.
But we just keep on rising!
 
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travis_bickle

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Escaped True Master
I'm So Sorry MAGA,
I never meant to hurt you,
I never meant to make you cry,
But tonight,
I'm cryng for A.Bobbitt.

I'm So Sorry MAGA,
I never meant to hurt you,
I never meant to make you cry,
But tonight,
I'm cryng for A.Bobbitt.

On Eminem's Cleanin' out my closet's music
 

PotstickerSwatstika

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Escaped True Master
Confession: Iโ€™m really good at freestyle, writing raps and beat boxing.
 

PotstickerSwatstika

โ€ขDissident ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป Dumplingโ€ข
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Escaped True Master
I wish a nigga wooould
Iโ€™ll make a nigger goood
Pack up the truck nโ€™ fuck off
And Iโ€™ll go live in the woods

But finger wagginโ€™ Giaaan
Keeps messing with my fuuun
Said fedpostingโ€™s verboten
So I put away my gun

Iโ€™m grey pilled, overcaaast
This rut just lasts nโ€™ laaasts
I wallow in the sorrow
Itchy finger wanna blast

Will shit please hit the faaan?
Not sure if I have raaan
Far enough from evilโ€™s touch
The chasmโ€™s hard to span

I guess that until thennn
Iโ€™ll shitpost with my frennns
Stack up the laugh reacts
Until apocalypse begins

I want a solar flaaare
Want missiles in the aaair
A lust for crumbling Babel
A cremation of my care
 

Luqid

4th Pimp of the Apocalypse
Cave Beast
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I wish a nigga wooould
Iโ€™ll make a nigger goood
Pack up the truck nโ€™ fuck off
And Iโ€™ll go live in the woods

But finger wagginโ€™ Giaaan
Keeps messing with my fuuun
Said fedpostingโ€™s verboten
So I put away my gun

Iโ€™m grey pilled, overcaaast
This rut just lasts nโ€™ laaasts
I wallow in the sorrow
Itchy finger wanna blast

Will shit please hit the faaan?
Not sure if I have raaan
Far enough from evilโ€™s touch
The chasmโ€™s hard to span

I guess that until thennn
Iโ€™ll shitpost with my frennns
Stack up the laugh reacts
Until apocalypse begins

I want a solar flaaare
Want missiles in the aaair
A lust for crumbling Babel
A cremation of my care
emo rap
 

nobodi

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listen up cunts
i'm a fucking thought criminal
everything I speak of
has to be subliminal
when i step on the gas
it comes out like a map
one way trip to the camps
you cry like a bitch
then go die in a ditch
i gas you again
then heat up the oven
put you inside with some bacon
am losing all patience
press the button to go
it starts up with circular airflow
this ain't like no oven from back in the day
this ones super modern
can cook 24 hrs a day
I run it on solar
then gather the ashes
put'em in boxes
then sent them to the masses.
listen up cunts
I'm a fucking thought criminal
 

Luqid

4th Pimp of the Apocalypse
Cave Beast
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I guess Ed Sheeranism is inevitable... but at least I wasnโ€™t simping.
I was once referred to as the most anti semetic and bigot rapper in Minneapolis by a reputable dj in the city.

I even got to hang out with some wu tang members when they were in town and my friends opened the show for them.

really have came a long way to be a races with no friends.
and I'm proud of that, it's on my indeed resume.
 

Gian

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Destructive Ceremonious Master
I wish a nigga wooould
Iโ€™ll make a nigger goood
Pack up the truck nโ€™ fuck off
And Iโ€™ll go live in the woods

But finger wagginโ€™ Giaaan
Keeps messing with my fuuun
Said fedpostingโ€™s verboten
So I put away my gun

Iโ€™m grey pilled, overcaaast
This rut just lasts nโ€™ laaasts
I wallow in the sorrow
Itchy finger wanna blast

Will shit please hit the faaan?
Not sure if I have raaan
Far enough from evilโ€™s touch
The chasmโ€™s hard to span

I guess that until thennn
Iโ€™ll shitpost with my frennns
Stack up the laugh reacts
Until apocalypse begins

I want a solar flaaare
Want missiles in the aaair
A lust for crumbling Babel
A cremation of my care
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
I give it โญโญโญโญโญ and ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
 

PotstickerSwatstika

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Escaped True Master
Nigga like me says โ€˜vibesโ€™ on the daily
Bringinโ€™ up โ€˜the etherโ€™ like it ainโ€™t even crazy
Throwinโ€™ in a peace sign donโ€™t even phase me
But Iโ€™m so grey pilled had ta switch to freebasing
 

Bernamej

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Escaped True Master
The Great Resell

Bitch ainโ€™t sucking muh dick
Coz itโ€™s too small nโ€™shieet
Muh dick is stuck in Winter
When The Reset hits the nigger
Guess I can still chimp
Crack ainโ€™t cheap nโ€™shiet
Gota lute and sell
Make it through this hell



This is called white bourgeois black rap, which is really just a beautiful poem.
 

fukuyama

Gookwaffen Removalist
Old World Underground
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PotstickerSwatstika

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Escaped True Master
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Larry, is that you?
 

Cathy

Fiddle with it to realize
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I'm So Sorry MAGA,
I never meant to hurt you,
I never meant to make you cry,
But tonight,
I'm cryng for A.Bobbitt.

I'm So Sorry MAGA,
I never meant to hurt you,
I never meant to make you cry,
But tonight,
I'm cryng for A.Bobbitt.

On Eminem's Cleanin' out my closet's music
Ashley Babbitt
Say her name!

Ashley Babbitt
You think this a game?

One dead patriot
What a shame

Ashley Babbitt
That's what I said

Her name lives on
Long after her killer is dead.
 

Bernamej

French Builder of Time Machine to Save Baby Hitler
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Escaped True Master
Nigger Nigger Nigger
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Whatโ€™s the chorus ?
 

PotstickerSwatstika

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Escaped True Master
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