Now there are diesel shortages. Hell is about to break loose.

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Focus on the positive -- Our Transportation Secretary loves cocks stuffed into his anus. Absolutely adores it! He literally cannot get enough cock shoved up his butt hole.
 

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Couldn't get Def yesterday so I'll need to get it today on the return trip.
If I can't I'm stuck because the truck will shut down without it, a strictly truck computer decision.
There's gotta be a way to trick that sensor into thinking the tank is full of DEF when it really is not. As far as I know, it's not something necessary for the combustion of the diesel, but is sprayed into the exhaust to do something or other.
 

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There's gotta be a way to trick that sensor into thinking the tank is full of DEF when it really is not. As far as I know, it's not something necessary for the combustion of the diesel, but is sprayed into the exhaust to do something or other.
You'd probably need to remove the catalytic convertor as well. The DEF piss is squirted in after the combustion chamber exhausts.
 

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I should start an excavating business with my 1970's era tracked machine. I will be the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co of the local dirt business when all the big time guys with their shiny new machines can't operate without their DEF. My machine doesn't even know what emissions regulations are, it doesn't even have a muffler on it!
 

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Yes please do. So much of this I don’t really see in the meat space where I am. I buy groceries gas and diesel no problem. Shit is expensive but it can be had
Will do. What's the process for getting new users onto the forum? Is that even doable?
 

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Yeah, he really was a ray of light in this doomer circle-jerk. But that avatar, wtf, why?
The character is a sort of mascot for Iron Maiden and its name is "Eddy" so thats why he was CuzinED
 

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The character is a sort of mascot for Iron Maiden and its name is "Eddy" so thats why he was CuzinED
Figures, he must be an aging gen xer nothing left but hate for the boomer and not even the hope of a collapse. I do feel bad for genx, they are going to be outlived by their parents for the most part and many won't get to see the epic clusterfuck that is on it's way when the boomers finally start unloading their assets (many are retiring already but they have 401ks so they haven't released the floodgates yet). It's gonna be good times for sure when they are selling-off and dying of a nasty flu bug, not a hoax. It could take decade though.
 

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Will do. What's the process for getting new users onto the forum? Is that even doable?
Yes, there's a mechanism now:

 

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There's gotta be a way to trick that sensor into thinking the tank is full of DEF when it really is not. As far as I know, it's not something necessary for the combustion of the diesel, but is sprayed into the exhaust to do something or other.
Yeah it's called deleting, you take out the def system and a new computer that doesn't have the def programs.
In pickups last I checked it was about $1700 to do it, for tractors probably much more.
 

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Yeah it's called deleting, you take out the def system and a new computer that doesn't have the def programs.
In pickups last I checked it was about $1700 to do it, for tractors probably much more.
It's called a stand alone system. I've got one in my old race car. It gives you the ability to swap in whatever engine you like, and to tune the way the car drives down the road or track. It also has the ability to tune for a switch to gas or Ethanol. The sky is the limit.

If you are just deleting the DEF system I don't think you need an entirely new computer system but I may be wrong. Just go to the local dyno shop which tunes race cars and they'll delete the DEF for you. Of course your truck will then be designated as a race vehicle, or off road work vehicle only. However if you live in a none-inspection state then it doesn't matter. Delete the DEF, Delete the cats and be happy.
 

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Yes, there's a mechanism now:

Gracias. I'll reach out to him to see if he has any interest. Imma give him full disclosure that he'll be operating on a board probably third only to chans ^2 and ^3 in terms of monitored content, and he'll be guilty simply by virtue of pulling up the URL, so he may say, "yeah, fuck that shit--i like my 7 figures and cozy lifestyle thank you very much." But will let you know.
 

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I'm not sure how far this can be considered related but a few weeks after the russian sanctions began here we had 2.26euro/L diesel in Berlin. The sky is the limit. I wonder what's gonna happen once petrol/diesel hits 999 anywhere, are gas stations gonna glue on an extra digit?
 

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A mechanic told me that piss has enough urea to work as DEF in diesel trucks. Probably bs, but just in case, we're gonna need you to drink lots of Gatorade, @Gian .
 
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