Nick Fuentes Confronts Tim Heidecker on His Show, Unfunny Man Curls Into Fetal Position and Cries

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Earlier: Baked Alaska Banned from YouTube After Failed Comedian Tattletales Complain

The failed comedian Tim Heidecker allowed the successful patriot Nick Fuentes onto his podcast stream this week. Heidecker, who is a known tattletale, Jew lover, tone policeman and an editor of his own Wiki page, apparently believed that he could “pwn” the bold and audacious streamer Fuentes, but it was he who would truly be pwned.

Heidecker was messing with Fuentes’ mic the whole time, attempting to sabotage him and make him look like a quite person who doesn’t speak words correctly. Even with this handicap, Fuentes humiliated him through every step.

A comedian is supposed to have wits, whereas a patriot is supposed to be a strong speaker. So in theory, back and forth banter between a comedian and a patriot should give a clear advantage to the comedian.

I simply could not believe some of these exchanges.

Let’s go through a play-by-play here.

  • Tim came in with short jokes, asking him if he was taller or smaller than Ben Shapiro, then said that he has a pumpkin on his show that is so giant it makes him look even smaller than he is. This was a free opening shot. He had time to think of something, and that’s what he came up with.
  • Nick said that the pumpkin is a joke, and “you probably wouldn’t get it, you’re not very funny.”
  • Tim then went into full whiny defense mode: “what does the relativity of humor have to do with anything? why do you care if I’m funny or not?” This is weird, because he’s obviously locked into combat with the America First right-wing – a battle that he started by being a tattletale baby – so asking “why are you making fun of me and being mean to me tho?” is actually confusing. Yes, when you start problems with people, they make fun of you.
  • Nick told him he isn’t funny and Tim then started defending his career: “I’m a successful comedian, I’ve been doing it for 15 years.” Instead of getting all defensive, he should have said something like “no, I’m not funny, but at least I’m not a gay little faggot like you” or something. Or he could have started saying “fight me in real life stuff,” like, “okay bro, why don’t you meet me in the Walmart parking lot and say that to my face?” Anything other than “actually I am successful.”
  • Because this led right into Nick saying: “you’re a successful comedian? You have 2,000 viewers, I have 10,000.”
  • This would have been a good time to self-deprecate like an alpha, and say something like, “shit, you’ve got 10,000 viewers right now? I might have gone into the wrong line of work.” He could have then looked at his crew (because he had a crew, while Nick was solo) and said, “what do you guys think, should I have been a racist incel memefag nerd?” and then go on the attack and say: “what is it you call yourself, Nick? Not a ‘white supremacist’ but a white nationalist?” This would have put Nick on the defense, forced him to say he doesn’t identify that way, etc. Tim then could have said, “yeah, the whole yelling white skinhead thing isn’t very cool, pretty try-hard. You’ve gotta be fashionable if you want to be an infamous nihilist.” Nick then would have had to say he isn’t a nihilist, etc. etc. etc. (Note: I think Nick would have handled pushback fine and still won outright, it’s just incredible the way Tim was so masochistic in that he didn’t even try to get back on top.)
  • Instead, Heidecker sextupled down on self-defense, because he’d already fully committed to this entire exchange being him defending himself: “my audience are actual productive people” who don’t have time to watch his show, he said.
  • That’s when Nick made this face:



  • Nick said: “I like to let the money and the viewers do the talking, but you’re very successful I’m sure.”
  • Tim said: “I’ve had tremendous success on television, which is a much broader and more profitable way to go about expressing yourself.”
  • Nick: “What, in 2008? Yeah, you were funny in like 2008.” It would have been funny if Nick had put a really fine point on it and added” “when I was 10 years old, yeah, you were at the top of your game.”
  • Tim then explained that Nick must have missed his big announcement – he’s got a new show on Showtime called “Moonbase 8.” He said Nick’s followers can’t afford showtime. A really dumb, obvious insult. He should have said, “it’s an hour long drama show, I d0n’t think your followers will have the attention span. There’s no screaming schizophrenic woman or racist blinking chat alerts, so, yeah, you guys might get bored.”
  • He told Nick he could come up from his parents’ basement and check it out on Showtime. Nick started laughing, aware of how to self-deprecate like an alpha and said, “it’s actually funny because that’s actually what I do.”
  • Tim then said that Nick and the rest of us have won, apparently referring to Trump, and said we should just be happy with that. Then the dumb bastard again walked right into it, and said that he knows Nick’s audience but he doesn’t know what they look like because they hide behind anime avatars. Nick said: “they hide behind anime avatars because if they showed their faces you’d tattle on them to their employers like you tattled on Baked Alaska.”
  • They then started whining about the Jews, like babies. Who the hell thinks it’s funny to defend Jews? Every single person who knows anything about anything knows that Jews are the ruling class in this country. How can you possibly be a “comedian” and sycophantically defend Jews? This goes back to the court jester mocking the king, to Greek and Roman comedies mocking the government. The literal roots of Western comedy. There is no way to funnily say “I love our masters and never question them.”
  • Tim eventually became unhinged and started yelling about how we have to defend the Jews from people questioning them and how the entire purpose of society is to protect the Jews.
  • That’s when Nick made this face:



  • Then, Vic Berger, who claims not to be Jewish, started to sense that the situation was getting out of control, and started reading quotes from Nick about how Jim Crow wasn’t a big deal. That is to say: he tried to take the topic from the Jews, to black people, who are generally considered more sympathetic because they’re poor. He was doing “shut it down, shut it down, shut it down.” Throughout the debate, he was interjecting that you should never engage with someone who questions Jews.
  • This guy, Vic Berger, claims not to be Jewish:



  • Tim then began a boomer type lecture about how Nick is a young man who can change his ways, then said the only funny thing he said the entire debate: “you can change your life, you can put the pumpkins away.”
  • Tim actually seemed upset that Vic Berger kept interrupting to shut it down, but eventually said, “Vic, just go for it,” and he started talking about Charlottesville.
  • Once again, this guy claims not to be Jewish:



  • After that alleged non-Jew finished, Tim started into a totally whiny rant, like a baby, and started accusing Nick of being sexually abused as a child. Accusing someone of being sexually abused as a child is something that could be funny, but Tim didn’t pull it off.
  • Eventually, Vic Berger jumped back in and started talking about the Holocaust. Funny stuff. Nick said he believes whatever Jews say about the Holocaust. They made Nick say how many Jews died and he said: “something like ten trillion, or what’s the latest figure?” and Vic Berger, who claims not to be Jewish, snapped and said: “JUST GET THIS GUY OFF THE AIR.”
  • Tim then tried to make a final jab, something about Nick’s background on his show having a shooting star, and Nick said: “is that funny?”
  • Tim then obeyed Vic Berger and got Nick off the air, telling him to throw away the MAGA hat because Trump is a “tyrant,” and said, “goodbye loser.”

Just really a very sad, poor showing by Heidecker here.

I find myself feeling bad for Heidecker.

The guy is about as goyish as it gets, and he’s surrounded by vile Jews who he feels compelled to worship in this totally embarrassing and humiliating way. There’s something about this man that he’s like a little boy. I feel like I should rescue him from these Jews.

But alas.

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The guy said "I have new show on Showtime" LOLOLOL. Showtime is the worst of the worst movie/original series channel. It features C grade movies from the mid 90s-00s that the other networks passed long ago on. To call it the poor man's HBO would be giving way too much credit to Showtime.

Their "original" series' are gay, literally.
 

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Nick told him he isn’t funny and Tim then started defending his career: “I’m a successful comedian, I’ve been doing it for 15 years.” Instead of getting all defensive, he should have said something like “no, I’m not funny, but at least I’m not a gay little faggot like you” or something. Or he could have started saying “fight me in real life stuff,” like, “okay bro, why don’t you meet me in the Walmart parking lot and say that to my face?” Anything other than “actually I am successful.”
I've never heard of this Tim nigger; I wouldn't consider him a success. "Success" is one of those words that I think people define way to subjectively. Homeless people in America are successful relative to Somalians in Somalia, and have higher living standards vs Somalians than Somalians can only dream of. Alternatively, for another example, what the average middle class White person is going to consider "success" would be a nightmare scenario for upper class people, namely old money WASPy types who have been rich for centuries.

What has this Tim nigger actually done? What stand up specials has he done? What movies and TV series has he actually appeared in, as a major character, or wrote as a comedian, that people actually liked? I can't name one. I have no idea who this white nigger is. I assume it's all shit; maybe he did a couple thirty minute comedy central stand up shows that nobody remembers, he probably wrote a bunch of garbage that has like 30-55% favorable reviews on rotten tomatoes and IMDb.
 

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I used to like Heidecker during the AS days, but since he became "woke" he's become completely unfunny and after the Fuentes bit - especially with him relying on the fat currly-haired jew behind him as his "muscle" while he pretended to be calm and casual - he's just depressing and pathetic.

His behavior was very epicine when he was denying that he worked to get Baked Alaska banned - the sort of thing *exactly* like women and small children do when they ridiculously deny things that are blatantly obvious or plainly evident. It was also interesting in his denial that he cared so much about protecting "working people from getting harassed" while I don't think he's ever complained to YT about antifa or BLM propaganda that has caused so many "working people" to lose their jobs forever from rioting and burning.
 
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Honestly I believe that Heidecker feels angst and anger still about his little bitch bomb at Sam Hyde and mde. He’s a woman basically so he can’t even be a man and have a real problem/confrontation with nick he used nick as an extension of Sam Hyde it looked like to me. Don’t get me wrong he doesn’t like what nick stands for but he sees nick as an extension of the whole mde thing too. It was pathetic.
There’s no way Vic Berger is not jewish. I saw an old jewish woman fall out of a bathroom stall in a Macy’s ladies room once. And I was traumatized by the visual and the audio of it The kvetching and screaming was insane but what I saw made me recoil in disgust..What I saw that day was an old jew broad on her back, naked from the waist down, I saw Vic Berger’s Head, that’s the only way I can explain what an old jewish woman’s private area looks like. That was one of the worst days of my life. Vic burger isn’t fooling anyone. And Heidecker is pathetic.
 
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Leftist Comedy is NEVER FUNNY.
It CAN'T be.
For the very simple reason that good comedy focuses on the truth, the essence of a matter, and makes fun of it, which is funny, because most people never look so deep into a subject and make these connections, but the whole Liberal ideology is based on lies and (self)deception, therefore leftist comedians always have to spin a matter, create a false image, and then make fun of this "idol" they created themselves and for their audience.
So the only way it can be funny is if you accept their false narrative.
For everybody else, who loves the truth, i.e. real Christians, it's not funny, because you would have to accept a lie.

The 2nd form of leftist comedy is basically akin to throwing rotten tomatoes at people, yeah, one can laugh sometimes, but it's really infantile and dumb.

Sam Hyde is a genius, and funny because he always dared to look at the truth of the matter and make fun of it.
Heidecker, Silverman, and all the usual current year comedians suck major D, cause they are all liars.
 
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Leftist Comedy is NEVER FUNNY.
To be fair, Karl Marx was kind of funny when he called Lassalle a 'Jewish nigger,' whose 'importunity is nigger-like.'

However, modern leftist comedy is basically incoherent, and a product of a corporate SJW 'leftism' that pretends to still be anti-establishment. This leftism is based on mainstream media hysteria, corporate censorship, and fear of people saying mean things. It's basically incapable of being humorous, ultimately. The left used to be at least capable of making fun of things like the Iraq War, now they have taken to just falling behind establishment shills like Biden and Clinton who were directly responsible for that war.
 

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To be fair, Karl Marx was kind of funny when he called Lassalle a 'Jewish nigger,' whose 'importunity is nigger-like.'

However, modern leftist comedy is basically incoherent, and a product of a corporate SJW 'leftism' that pretends to still be anti-establishment. This leftism is based on mainstream media hysteria, corporate censorship, and fear of people saying mean things. It's basically incapable of being humorous, ultimately. The left used to be at least capable of making fun of things like the Iraq War, now they have taken to just falling behind establishment shills like Biden and Clinton who were directly responsible for that war.
That Karl Marx guy is pretty funny when he isn't shooting up buildings
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If it's still up on Nick's dlive, you should watch his post show, it's even funnier
Yes, it’s great. Nick actually lays out a detailed, very coherent mission statement for why all of these young White guys are all of a sudden, “for no reason at all”, risking everything to push back against these jews and their society controlling myths.
Very much worth a viewing imho
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He has that look
the 2 guys in the back looked like totally pissed beta fags all the time. Isn't this a comedy show? Ah yes, the Left can only joke by denigrating people or making up a lie (e.g. Bad orange man) and ridiculing the false image. Naturally this always fails as soon as somebody enters who knows the truth and doesn't accept their fake narrative.
 

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Wow Tim, that's really cash money of you making boomer humour, then getting bent over and raped by a guy half your age. I don't think he can insult Nick by calling him an "incel" any more.

What the hell was the idea here Tim? Invite a guy on that's good at debating and try to bully him into accepting nonsense that nobody really believes or is animated by? Tim got bent over by Sam Hyde earlier so he should be used to this by now. Maybe he can go for a hat trick by debating someone from the Stormer stream?

Also, making appeals to financial success in an industry as unambiguously jewish-dominated as TV comedy is just completely tone deaf. Maybe Tim thought he was actually funny and his handlers never told him he wasn't? Nobody wants to be the guy who tells the kid there's no Santa Claus. And that's even before the fact that defending rich and powerful jews is completely out of touch. There's such a massive amount of righteous anger at these worms and Tim still thinks it's 2001 and nobody knows what they did.
 
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I don't know anything about Tim Heidecker but I watched this clip.

I felt genuine pity for the man. He seems like a sweethearted guy who's just following the herd (liberalism) and has no connection to the reality of the hell his favored worldview is unleashing on young white people (and other races, too). I have a brother who's like him. It's a weird thing, especially with Xers and us early milennials who grew up having faux rebellion (weed, atheism, hating "surburbs", etc.) so deeply embedded in us via pop culture.

He's just the sort of harmless dude who would support the establishment no matter what time and place he lived in. It's just that right now "supporting the establishment" means hating white people.
 

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Wow, those pit stains tell the whole story, what a dirty, sweating rat. I watched the clip of Fuentes after he called in and Nick showed some clips and a trailer for this loser's stand up. It was the unfunniest shit ever, they could not even find something to make me crack a smile to put in the trailer.

Truly pathetic.
 

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Really surprising to me that Tim can't even handle the very basics of a verbal conflict. To actually try to explain how he's successful...actually kind of felt bad for him. He's like a child almost.

Always impressed with Nick. Very smart dude, glad to have him on our side.
 
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