My car won't start. Better get tested for Corona.

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Just like the media, and those who subsist on it, like to answer questions that haven't been asked, they also offer solutions to problems that do not exist.

Have you noticed the #Testing!!!!!!! cult? Why are they hysterically trying to test every single American citizen for coronavirus? If you're deathly ill I can understand wanting to get a test, but if not than what's the point? One could argue that testing the entire American population would answer what the true case fatality rate is, but what's wrong with using an estimate like we do for the common flu? Not to mention that members of this cult prefer the case fatality rate be higher than it actually is, so the outcome would be counterintuitive.

I think that the testing hysteria is a coping mechanism for people who have no control over their personal lives. Sorta like "flinging shit at the wall", hoping that something/anything sticks. Ruling class can't solve a problem, so quickly brainstorm a vaguely related answer and just go wild with it. Semi-related to the mask fiasco. "Fuck, we're massively short on masks and regular citizens might hoard them!" - "Okay, just tell them that covering their respiratory pathways won't impede a respiratory pathogen." lol what?
 

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The testing is pointless, especially with so many people supposedly being asymptomatic.

You could leave the doctor's and catch it 5 minutes layer, but because you show no symptoms you'd just go around being a carrier. But hey, I have my Bill Gatesβ„’ paperwork showing that I am indeed clean!
 

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I'm starting to really like my Police Interceptor. Starts every time.

I must be one of those asymptomatic people.
 

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The testing is pointless, especially with so many people supposedly being asymptomatic.

You could leave the doctor's and catch it 5 minutes layer, but because you show no symptoms you'd just go around being a carrier. But hey, I have my Bill Gatesβ„’ paperwork showing that I am indeed clean!
Exactly so. I've been trying to tell family and friends how absurd it is to wait in these lines for tests. Some of them actually listen. Hell, you could catch it in the damn car line.
 
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