muh based negro takes on the Klan

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I'm thinking of responding to boomer DR3 stuff by pointing out that 5 Republican Supreme Court Justices gave us Roe v. Wade. Pointing out to them that Robert "Sheets" Byrd died when our youngest voters were in kindergarten doesn't impact.
 

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Are niggers capable of irony? Or is he being serious? Remember we live in a country where BLACKS out of ALL people say they are afraid to leave their houses because of β€œviolent white people”.
 

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I remember the last time me and all my Klan buddies rolled up on a nigger house. We rolled up in our $25k 1948 Chevy pickup (not the most practical vehicle but we have an aesthetic to keep up). It was in the Arizona suburbs, typical jungle bunny living in a $500k desert home with a pool and coy pond, replete with a well kept turf lawn. We all snickered at the squalor these coons live in.

To get ourselves jazzed up, we plugged the aux cord in to Billy Ray's phone. He had the greatest hits of Johnny Rebel pulled up on Bitchute and after 15 minutes of waiting for the video to load, we got roughly 45 seconds of "Coontown" before the video began buffering again. We just kept replaying that 45 seconds for like 10 minutes until we had worked ourselves into a racist lather.

That's when I turned to the other boys and said "strap up". Now a lot of people would think we would bring rifles, shotguns, pistols, what have ya. But truthfully, we'd spent all our money buying the truck. So I grabbed my son's baseball bat that I had carefully wrapped in old 110 aluminum wiring I had pulled out of the walls of my single wide, out of the pickup bed.

I wacked it against my hand a couple times to check if it was properly weighted. It was and I then turned to inspect the weapons of my Klavern. Billy Ray had a worn axe that had not been sharpened, Jimmy Prickett had a rake, Earl had a section of old garden hose, the brothers Eustis and Euless Johnson both gripped a garden hoe and a hand pump spray bottle that smelled to be loaded up with Roundup, respectively, and Beau McDonough held in his right hand a small handheld garden spade. I turned to my Nighthawk, Custis Delmont, who was inexplicably holding a 50 lb. bag of mulch, and screamed, "Nighthawk! Are we assaulting a niggers house, or doing some landscaping for him?!?!?!".

All the boys just kinda hung their heads, looking down at the ground, before finally Beauregard Demontague, my Grand Cyclops, who was holding a ballpeen hammer, spoke up,
"Well Grand Wizard Rocky, the trouble is you called this on sorta short notice. We was all drinkin' a few Natty Lights down over ta Billy Ray's house when you called and well, sir, we was too drunk to drive back to our places, so we just kinda pilfered his garden shed for what we could find. Billy Ray called the axe right away, and we all figgered he was in the right on account of it bein' his place and it was a sort of a hit or miss sitchy-ation on the rest of the armora, sir"

I turned in anger away from them, but the anger was directed at myself. I knew calling the boys on a Saturday at 2pm was gonna be a risky proposition. But as they say, victory has a thousand fathers and all... I must take responsibility.

"Well that was my bad fellers" I exclaimed, "but we can still make apples into apple-ade on this deal".

I waved my arm and we slowly made our way through his backyard. We had just walked past the coy pond when there he stood. Articulate, clean, well-dressed. A TRUE KANG. He gripped in his hand an AR-15, jutting from under the receiver a 30 ROUND MAG.

I tried to hold the line, but the boys broke behind me at his sheer luminous articulation and utter KANGly disposition. And he was holding a gun.

Euless sprayed the Roundup jug into his coy pond as sort of a last gesture of defiance but in the scrum back to the truck, one of the other boys bumped into him and his hood fell in and he didn't wanna get Roundup on his hands to grab it.

It was a long silent ride back home in the truck. I stared intensely ahead, wordless, until Euless piped up, "Reckon them coy fish will need to get replaced, and that'll cost him a pretty penny", and some quiet but positive "yeahs" went through the truck. Then Billy Ray, "Hell he'll probably have to empty out his pond and refill it too", louder and more excited "hell yeahs" went through the truck. Even my mood began to turn from sullen and overcast, to upbeat and sunny. "Who wants Chick-fil-a?" I cried to the the most excited chorus of agreement.

We all stopped by the Chick-fil-a and loaded up and lived happy contented lives, until I fucked Bill Ray's wife inside the single wide trailer we all shared as he stood on old fruitbox outside and then I choked him out.

The END
 
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AZ congress candidate needs his AR15 for when the Klan comes calling....
Sure hope he's got a time machine that dials back at least to the early 20th century, otherwise he's going to be waiting for a long, long time
 

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Niggers need guns to defend themselves from themselves you mean, nigger? It's almost like all our gun homicides each year are committed by these so-called "responsible black gun owners" or something. But nevermind that, let's focus on school shootings. Something that happens a dozen times a year and kills around 1 or 2 dozen people each year is actually what accounts for most of the 30,000 people dead in gun homicides figure. Oh, the horror!

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I agree. We need to pick up arms and defend ourselves from glow-in-the-dark CIAniggers.
 
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