Michigan Governor Declares Gay BDSM Club With ‘Glory Holes’ An ‘Essential’ Service

Panzerhund

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The office of Gov. Gretchen Whitmer (D-MI) included a gay sex club on a list of “essential” services in state of Michigan, a report by PJ Media reveals.
The Lansing-based Club Tabu, which describes itself as “primarily focused on ‘male/trans fantasies’,” touts its “BDSM flavor” as part of the club’s appeal. The designation of it as “essential” allows it to stay open, despite the intense state lockdown in Michigan.


“Club Tabu is an 18 & up men’s alternative lounge in Lansing, Michigan,” the description on the website reads. “We are located within Fantasies Unlimited! We focus on Gay, Bi, Trans Men with a BDSM Flavor and a commitment to discretion and privacy.”

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Club Tabu features a range of amenities for LGBTQ men, including “glory holes”, where men can insert their penises into a hole in the wall and perform sexual acts with unknown individuals on the other side.


The FAQ page of Club Tabu’s elaborates:

Are there glory holes?

A maze is a network of paths and hedges designed as a puzzle through which one has to find a way, and in our case, it is very dark and made with walls that have a few holes in them.
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In contrast, barbers, which have not received the designation of “essential” service from the Governor, remain closed in the state of Michigan. Some have even faced arrest for reopening without the Governor’s consent.


Fox News reports:

A Michigan barber, who reopened his shop Monday in defiance of Gov. Gretchen Whitmer’s coronavirus lockdown order, says that even though he was issued tickets that could see him face jail time and fines, he will continue working until police arrest him, Taser him or “Jesus walks in.”

Karl Manke, 77, told local media outlets that police had cited him twice for reopening his barbershop in Owosso, where he has cut hair for 60 years. He said he is due in court on June 6.
 

SouthsideJohnny

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Are there glory holes?

A maze is a network of paths and hedges designed as a puzzle through which one has to find a way, and in our case, it is very dark and made with walls that have a few holes in them.
Fags actually have their own secret mazes where they anally fuck each other while trying to get out. Like, is this a common thing at poof clubs? Like what in the world.

It makes you wonder, do they have annual Greg Johnson Invitationals(GJIs) where they try to escape the maze in the quickest time possibly while fucking and getring fucked from each individual glory hole? That would be a real test of endurance, though I doubt it would make for effective social distancing.
 

Panzerhund

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Fags actually have their own secret mazes where they anally fuck each other while trying to get out. Like, is this a common thing at poof clubs? Like what in the world.

It makes you wonder, do they have annual Greg Johnson Invitationals(GJIs) where they try to escape the maze in the quickest time possibly while fucking and getring fucked from each individual glory hole? That would be a real test of endurance, though I doubt it would make for effective social distancing.
My God! What in the hell
 

MechaPregnantAnneFrank

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Fags actually have their own secret mazes where they anally fuck each other while trying to get out. Like, is this a common thing at poof clubs? Like what in the world.

It makes you wonder, do they have annual Greg Johnson Invitationals(GJIs) where they try to escape the maze in the quickest time possibly while fucking and getring fucked from each individual glory hole? That would be a real test of endurance, though I doubt it would make for effective social distancing.
I FUCKING CAN'T NIGGER.
HOLY SHIT I FUCKING.
THESE FAGGOTS. THIS CLOWN WORLD

I'M DONE NIGGER HOLY FUCK

DUDE IMAGINE LIKE. JUST IMAGINE TRYING TO SAUNTER YOUR WAY DOWN A TWISTY HALLWAY AND LIKE. ALL THESE GAY NIGGERS POKING YOU IN THE THIGH AND SHIT WITH THEIR DICKS THROUGH THE WALL LIKE, UGH TOUCH IT.. UGH YEAH YOU WANT THIS MAZE DICK? GO ON TOUCH THE MAZE DICK. YEAH. IT'S SO BENDY. JUST LIKE THIS MAZE. UGH.

FUCK MAN. WE ARE SO FUCKING STUPID NIGGERS.
 

Panzerhund

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IMAGINE LIKE. JUST IMAGINE TRYING TO SAUNTER YOUR WAY DOWN A TWISTY HALLWAY AND LIKE. ALL THESE GAY NIGGERS POKING YOU IN THE THIGH AND SHIT WITH THEIR DICKS THROUGH THE WALL LIKE, UGH TOUCH IT.. UGH YEAH YOU WANT THIS MAZE DICK? GO ON TOUCH THE MAZE DICK. YEAH. IT'S SO BENDY. JUST LIKE THIS MAZE. UGH.
Nah bruh I didnt really want to imagine that at all.......like ever ........but thanks for the bob ross pic you painted
 

MechaPregnantAnneFrank

I bully nerds in the name of Jesus Christ
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Nah bruh I didnt really want to imagine that at all.......like ever ........but thanks for the bob ross pic you painted
AND THE ENTIRE TIME LIKE. YOU'RE STEPPING ON STICKY SHIT. LIKE. PROBABLY ACTUAL SHIT NIGGER.

AND YOUR EARS ARE GETTIN RAPED WITH EURO TECHNO.

LIKE. THAT IS HELL. THAT IS GENUINELY HELL.

WANDERING THROUGH AN ETERNAL MAZE WHILE SANDSTORM BY FUCKING DUARDE PLAYS ON LOOP, AS YOU FEEL AROUND IN THE DARK DODGING DR SEUSS BENDY DICKS AND STEPPING OVER PILES OF POOP CUM.

REPENT MY NIGGERS. HOLY SHIT. A PILLAR OF SALT.
 

Panzerhund

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AND THE ENTIRE TIME LIKE. YOU'RE STEPPING ON STICKY SHIT. LIKE. PROBABLY ACTUAL SHIT NIGGER.

AND YOUR EARS ARE GETTIN RAPED WITH EURO TECHNO.

LIKE. THAT IS HELL. THAT IS GENUINELY HELL.

WANDERING THROUGH AN ETERNAL MAZE WHILE SANDSTORM BY FUCKING DUARDE PLAYS ON LOOP, AS YOU FEEL AROUND IN THE DARK DODGING DR SUESS BENDY DICKS AND STEPPING OVER PILES OF POOP CUM.

REPENT MY NIGGERS. HOLY SHIT. A PILLAR OF SALT.
Picture the poor nigga getting paid 7.00 an hour to hose the cum and shit down the floor drains
 

CharlesWorthing

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Where did she declare it an essential service? The headline sounds like it was made to discredit us.
 

ItsAllToast

当心商人
I get that this is outrageous but holy muck do I not want to listen to this henpecking duckturd pop news cowpoop written by anyone that is female with the last name of Fox. Takes me a half hour to even see what the muck she's saying through all of her clever Brooklyn mucking pooptalk.
 
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ItsAllToast

当心商人
I get that this is outrageous but holy fuck do I not want to listen to this henpecking horseshit pop news bullshit written by anyone that is female with the last name of Fox. Takes me a half hour to even see what the fuck she's saying through all of her clever Brooklyn fucking shitspeak.
(And maybe I'm just especially offended because I remember writing for PJ Media back when they carried respectable stuff. This particular article reads like absolute tabloid drivel. WHERE IS THE MUCKING LINK TO THE DOCUMENT THAT PROVIDES EVIDENCE THAT MEGAN FOX IS DESCRIBING SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED???

(Updated for clarity: PJ Media's business model in the old days was pay-per-article. You write something good for them, they send you a hundred bucks, give or take. It was a sweet deal back when blogging was a hobby but apparently Big Business has dumbed it way down. You literally could not pay me to read anything written like this.)
 
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