Mexican Mafia Prison Break East Texas

[CLM555]

Gonzalo Lopez a known cartel enforcer imprisoned for life for capital murder since 2006 is on the loose in East Texas.

5 days now, very impressive, I been discussing on the phone with friends whether this beaner is holded up in a barn or deer camp or has already slipped through the dragnet and is in Houston or Dallas doing what cartel beaners do. There's a $50,000 bond out for his capture so many of my friends are excited about that.

It should be noted that this particular cartel beaner released himself from the hand and leg shackles, neutralized the prison guards, commandered the prison bus, and did all this "by himself" ... impressive if true ... This story is being followed closely by KAGS in College Station Texas

 

[CLM555]

Update the bounty is $22,500???

I was told $50,000.

 

[Cousin Groypley]

I for one welcome our mafia overlords. Definitely preferable to ZOG.

 

[CLM555]

Some more info on specific details concerning the escape.

 

[CLM555]

Now I know who helped him break out of jail ...

Mr Lopez had an accomplice in 2006 during the pick-axe drug debt ransom murder.

"he also had an accomplice we still do not know who that was" 1:30 to 2:00

 

[JasonVorhees]

Someone I know has to go to that town where they're looking for him at tomorrow

 

[CLM555]

Someone I know has to go to that town where they're looking for him at tomorrow

Someone I know is in that town and will be there tomorrow

 

[RickGozinya]

Update the bounty is $22,500???

I was told $50,000.

It's still 50k. Inflation knocked it down to 22,5😉

 

[Mencken]

He may be such a bad ass that the cops don't want to find him -- well, don't want to find him until there are 15 or 20 of them that can pile on his beaner ass all at the same time.

 

[JasonVorhees]

Someone I know is in that town and will be there tomorrow

Our friends might see eachother, and in a way; that's sorta like us seeing eachother

 

[JasonVorhees]

Someone I know has to go to that town where they're looking for him at tomorrow

Someone I know is in that town and will be there tomorrow

Our friends might see eachother, and in a way; that's sorta like us seeing eachother

Update: now I'm going to that town to help said friend with something. Will update again if I see the fugitive.

 

[Masterofthedeathwing]

"he also had an accomplice we still do not know who that was"

so which white woman prison guard had the most access to him?

 

[CryCzech]

It should be noted that this particular cartel beaner released himself from the hand and leg shackles, neutralized the prison guards, commandered the prison bus, and did all this "by himself" ... impressive if true ... This story is being followed closely by KAGS in College Station Texas

In other words, some other beaners helped him out. The Tarantino crap only happens in movies.

 

[JR_Rustler_III]

It should be noted that this particular cartel beaner released himself from the hand and leg shackles, neutralized the prison guards, commandered the prison bus, and did all this "by himself" ... impressive if true

Inside job. Maybe those prison guards got "neutralized" with good old fashioned narcodollars.

I bet the US Marshals are going to give them a very thorough going over

 

[CLM555]

Update: now I'm going to that town to help said friend with something. Will update again if I see the fugitive.

$50,000

 

[Mencken]

Update: now I'm going to that town to help said friend with something. Will update again if I see the fugitive.

It's been over 24 hours and we haven't heard a thing. He must be pinned down under fire.

 

[JasonVorhees]

It's been over 24 hours and we haven't heard a thing. He must be pinned down under fire.

Nah I was tryna think of something funny to say but am just drawing a blank rn. I was gonna respond to the mugshots @CLM555 posted with something like "Oh! I saw him in the bathroom at the gas station" and make it into a joke somehow but I just can't think of anything.

 

[BeTheBee]

Nah I was tryna think of something funny to say but am just drawing a blank rn. I was gonna respond to the mugshots @CLM555 posted with something like "Oh! I saw him in the bathroom at the gas station" and make it into a joke somehow but I just can't think of anything.

How about this joke. He looks like a Mexican version of @Gian

 

[Mencken]

Nah I was tryna think of something funny to say but am just drawing a blank rn. I was gonna respond to the mugshots @CLM555 posted with something like "Oh! I saw him in the bathroom at the gas station" and make it into a joke somehow but I just can't think of anything.

I'd go with being pinned down under heavy fire. That whole "I saw an escaped beaner convict in a gas station men's room" is a vastly gay-sounding narrative.

 

[JasonVorhees]

I'd go with being pinned down under heavy fire. That whole "I saw an escaped beaner convict in a gas station men's room" is a vastly gay-sounding narrative.

It is perfectly fine to meet people in public restrooms. Many a good friends and business partnerships begin by crossing streams with a stranger.

 

[Brotaku]

Thread theme.

 

[CLM555]

Thread theme.

Holy fuck what is that?

 

[Brotaku]

Holy fuck what is that?

Brujeria, the greatest Mexican narco-death metal band that ever existed.

 

[phoenixrising]

Surely the beaner would be in mehico by now?

 

[TheDude]

so which white woman prison guard had the most access to him?

Are you suggesting this is another tale of love and intrigue?🤗