Kelly Kettle: Fam Get One And Now.

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I have 2 of these and I cannot talk them up enough! You literally have boiling water in 6 minutes using pine cones, twigs, cardboard. I save my dryer lint and use that as well. You can cook on top of the flume once the flame starts realky going.

Invest the money it's well worth it. Have taken mine out west in the Rockies, camping up and down the App Trail.

Worth every dime! We will be nedding this in the very near future.
 

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After watching that video you posted yesterday, I wondered where my Kelly Kettle got to and I put one on my list. I love the things.
 

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They work great, with just a small amount of fuel. If you don't have the money for a Kelly kettle you might look into building a hobo stove. Again, very little fuel is used.
 

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They work great, with just a small amount of fuel. If you don't have the money for a Kelly kettle you might look into building a hobo stove. Again, very little fuel is used.
Hands down my favorite piece of gear I have
 

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They work great, with just a small amount of fuel. If you don't have the money for a Kelly kettle you might look into building a hobo stove. Again, very little fuel is used.

For the gamers who are on a tight budget.
 

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I have 2 of these and I cannot talk them up enough! You literally have boiling water in 6 minutes using pine cones, twigs, cardboard. I save my dryer lint and use that as well. You can cook on top of the flume once the flame starts realky going.

Invest the money it's well worth it. Have taken mine out west in the Rockies, camping up and down the App Trail.

Worth every dime! We will be nedding this in the very near future.
Capitalist shill!!!!
Dang it now I want one.
 

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Been a fan of hobo stoves for years but might have to upgrade.
Hobo stoves are great. As a kid I always had them in my ruck. Once I discovered the kelly kettle I've never gone back. Got my first one as a gift about 10 years ago. Small 20 oz one. Use the hell out of it and purchased for myself a 41oz one for camping with the kiddos.
 

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Hobo stoves are great. As a kid I always had them in my ruck. Once I discovered the kelly kettle I've never gone back. Got my first one as a gift about 10 years ago. Small 20 oz one. Use the hell out of it and purchased for myself a 41oz one for camping with the kiddos.
You can also use these in many areas where having a campfire is illegal, such as places where fire alerts are in effect.
 

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No you won't ever need. It will sit around and collect dust in your house for a few years and then you will try and sell it on Craigslist or wherever people sell junk at these days for 3/4 of what you paid for it while strangers call you up all day and offer you 1/4 of what you paid for it.

If you are really boomer tier, which I suspect many of the tards on here are then they you will hold on to it forever and sit around hoping something back happens so you have a reason to use it like some kind of fucking psycho freak.

When you get this don't forget to stock up on your jugs of water, surplus MRE's, cans of baked beans, your Gadsden flag, ammo and a few extra guns. Also don't forget to swing by the InfoWars store and pick up a $400 water filter and a few bottles of pecker pills. This should complete your boomer cuck patriotard/prepper tard LARPing kit. LOL

Unless you are a happooner faggot retard and most of those faggots don't even own a fucking flashlight LOL
 

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I find these quite bulky and prefer trekking with a Firebox stove (which packs flat) and billy tins. The Firebox is equally windproof and fuel-efficient imo, and you can store other kit in the billies, so I find the setup more space-efficient. Would still consider a Kelly on a vehicular trip, but for hiking its the Firebox. You can also use it at altitude as a wind guard with a Trangia spirit stove.
 
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Why is this in the News section btw @Panzerhund ? Are Kelly going out of business?
 

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No you won't ever need. It will sit around and collect dust in your house for a few years and then you will try and sell it on Craigslist or wherever people sell junk at these days for 3/4 of what you paid for it while strangers call you up all day and offer you 1/4 of what you paid for it.

If you are really boomer tier, which I suspect many of the tards on here are then they you will hold on to it forever and sit around hoping something back happens so you have a reason to use it like some kind of fucking psycho freak.

When you get this don't forget to stock up on your jugs of water, surplus MRE's, cans of baked beans, your Gadsden flag, ammo and a few extra guns. Also don't forget to swing by the InfoWars store and pick up a $400 water filter and a few bottles of pecker pills. This should complete your boomer cuck patriotard/prepper tard LARPing kit. LOL

Unless you are a happooner faggot retard and most of those faggots don't even own a fucking flashlight LOL
Please poast again so we can really get it.
 

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Why is this in the News section btw @Panzerhund ? Are Kelly going out of business?
No I actually debated on where to drop it tbh. I thought initially health and wellness or gentleman's section but realized that the news section gets the views and thought it pertinent to the upcoming hellstorm.
 
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