Jen Psaki Really is a Trooper, And Her Hypnotic Tones are Calming

Andrew Anglin

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On Tuesday, I watched part of a Jen Psaki press conference.

She really is a trooper. Some of these questions are completely nuts, and she just plows through.

Here are two examples:

  • I am told that women’s job are in the infrastructure bill, and I wondered why it is that you consider women of color to be infrastructure?
  • Did Joe Biden watch the video of the migrant child crying and what was his response?

She avoided answering these questions with the same dead-eyed, emotionlessness that she avoids answering all questions. She didn’t flinch, let alone start laughing.

She has a total ability to maintain a rhythmic coldness, like the low hum of an electric engine. She never pauses. She is like some kind of machine.

It’s a thankless job she has, just going up there nearly every day and doing nothing but avoiding answering questions. She is actually, somehow, able to do “friendly banter” while also continuing to show no emotion at all.

When I saw it, she congratulated some black woman on her wedding anniversary, and commented on her cake, in exactly the same muted tones.



She is clearly the single most talented member of the Biden Administration.

I don’t think she gets nearly enough credit, from anyone, for her dead lack of emotion, and her ability to discuss very serious and utterly ridiculous matters without there being a beat of difference in the measured, hypnotic rhythm.

I am going to start watching these more regularly.

Her velvety vocalizations are pure ASMR.

I would hire this woman as a personal assistant and muse. I would ask her questions from Socrates, Jeopardy and rap songs, and then listen to her babble her calming nonsense words.

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I don’t think she gets nearly enough credit, from anyone, for her dead lack of emotion, and her ability to discuss very serious and utterly ridiculous matters without there being a beat of difference in the measured, hypnotic rhythm.
Sounds like she's mastered NLP. Most people can be trained to do it off a teleprompter (Obama was really good at it), but being able to do NLP extemporaneously is a very rare talent.
 

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Hey check out the facial expressions of the woman doing the sign language. Is that the new style? Or were they always making faces like that?:unsure:
 

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even her hair is devoid of inflections...its pure mechanical brilliance.

probably made in a lab somewhere
Sad thing is, she probably pays some faggoty hair dresser hundreds of dollars to get it did up like that. I could give that haircut to anybody using nothing but my pocket knife.
 

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I know, you think she'd do a curl or a wave or a braid or something.
Found the hair Nazi!
being able to do NLP extemporaneously is a very rare talent.
I new a doctor that was a brilliant polyglot, and used it for healing in multiple disciplines, he could really pull you around with it.
 

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Psaki shows again how fake and gay this usurper fake president rigged regime is.

She has answers written in front of her for pre-approved and agreed-upon questions from the presstitutes
and cannot even convincingly fake that she is giving impromptu answers.

She practically reads the "answers" off of her note cards.

I could do a better job not looking at my notes when I gave speeches in high school.

I have disgust for this creature.
 

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I miss Trumps chubby lass with the wonky eye. She rocked.
Mike Huckabee's daughter Sarah was pretty good at the job to be honest.
And I think that wandering eye kept the media confused and on their toes as to who she was actually calling on and to whom she was responding.
 

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Sounds like she's mastered NLP. Most people can be trained to do it off a teleprompter (Obama was really good at it), but being able to do NLP extemporaneously is a very rare talent.
Some guys got it, some guys don't.

 
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