Incel's Guide to Beating Women

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Read this one after church.

@Oscar @Sputnik @CuzinEd get in here, dads. I need you to piss and shit yourselves while convulsing on the floor after reading this. As usual, please share this with your wives and daughters.

If Weev refuses to do his duty to provide a framework for success against white women, I will do it.

2022 is now Year of the White Man. This is where it all turns around. It starts with you. I intuitively understand what you must. This knowledge can be transferred to you via words if only you will listen. This is ancient and lost wisdom, rediscovered. We're going to beat these people in all possible ways. Their kvetching and pleas to stop mean nothing because we know in our hearts we are right.

@anti-barabas-ite was the inspiration for this. His continued pestering convinced me that I must post these very important thoughts to the internet. Thank you, sir. Without you this wouldn't have been possible. And I'd also like to thank my mom for working full-time to feed me so I can make anti-woman posts on the internet.

If any kids are reading this, it's important that you internalize these messages before the background radiation of simping that is our culture takes hold of you. Dads lose their minds because they have wives and daughters, not because they have sons. Remember that. They don't care about you. You must take your fate into your own hands, or they're happy to let you become punching bags for their little princesses.

Everything written here is either self-defense or consensual. That is assumed. Do not try to say I am promoting illegality as I am not. Many women enjoy being beaten just as they enjoy being raped. I want to help women be happy. I want to help them be their true selves.

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Women are not risk-takers. They are not willing to die for what they believe in. Women are the ones who submit to the enemy tribe while men fight to the death. They are designed to be losers. It is an evolutionary advantage to them. This is important because it can be very easily leveraged against them. If only we understand this fact, they lose all power and immediately revert back to the captive, trembling little girls they always were. Women are a paper tiger.

What I'm saying is it's not necessary to go all the way with women. You must only put the fear of God in them and they will relent.

Fighting is an academic and complex subject. It is difficult to become "good at fighting" without extensive training. That is why self-defense moves are as simple as possible while causing maximum pain and possibly mechanical damage to the target. The point of self-defense is to take a non-fighter and make them viable. This is not only useful to women, it is useful to any man responding to women's self-defense.

Every woman learns self-defense from some dad by the time she is in her early 20s. It is men who are not taught about this. Only men who seek this out learn it, because our man-hating culture wants us to be vulnerable to the sweet maidens who would never use "self-defense" offensively.

Fighting is not MMA. This is a lie peddled so that men will waste vast amounts of time learning the intricacies of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu while women simply learn the most effective moves which are banned in every competition for their ease of use and effectiveness.

This is not to say you should not learn to fight. You should at the very least be familiar with basic wrestling, how a woman would attempt to take you down, and basic jiu-jitsu. If you don't lose to her initial strike, that is where you will lose. Many women learn BJJ because it's less reliant on strength and can easily submit people (let's be real: these women learn it so they can submit men) not familiar with it. So get familiar enough that a woman cannot destroy you before you have a chance to fuck her up. If you are too lazy to learn, remember a few basic things: do not let her get on top of you, do not allow her to grab and hold one of your arms with both of hers, and most importantly, give her no room to maneuver as you apply intense, unrelenting and fight-ending pressure to her pretty woman face (that she receives so many advantages because of). Watch old Randy Couture fights to see this smothering of the opponent performed.

The main object of this important self-defense course is to maim her so badly that another man would never fuck her deformed husk.

Listed are several excellent moves to cause severe damage to a violent and psychotic attacking female aggressor's face:

⦁ Eye gouge. Eye gouges are far more effective than people think and can easily cause blindness, especially if blood enters the eye (get creative. Elbows to the face draw blood easily. Also biting). Generally, you want to hold her head in place with one hand and gouge with the other. The joint of the thumb can produce the most force. Her head can also be pinned against something like a floor. Put your bodyweight into it if possible. If she attempts to retaliate, close your eyes tight and bury your head in her upper chest.

⦁ Throat crush.

⦁ Slapping the ears with cupped hands can rupture eardrums.

⦁ Simply scratching her face will cause severe psychological pain, especially if she's attractive. You are taking her #1 weapon (her looks) from her.

⦁ Fishhooking. Fingers under mouth skin (do not get bitten), tear mouth skin like you rip open a bag of popcorn. Also eyelids. Put your finger under her eyelids and rip the skin off her face. Scalp her like an indian scalped her great great grandma.

I should also mention that if you have the option, slamming her head against a hard surface is probably the easiest way to end the fight. It's like being hit squarely with an infinite mass punch that has no flex. You can pick her up and slam her on the ground. You can just grab her and ragdoll her if she is much smaller and weaker.

Generally, the standup game should involve keeping your distance and avoiding nutshots while eventually shooting. Or just throw haymakers if you can punch and are much bigger than her. Go watch Tank Abbott wins. These are great fights to showcase relatively skill-less pummeling of weaker people. If you can bench 1.5x your bodyweight (which you should easily be able to, if not go work on that) and you train on a heavy bag, she will drop. It is more likely that she will attempt grappling if you appear to be competent on your feet. That's fine. Avoid the clinch. If it becomes a clinch, you need to end it quickly with gouges, biting, headbutts, etc. Nut grabs are also met with eye gouges, slams or biting immediately.

You should have at least one of these two weapons available to have good chances of winning: punching, takedown ability. If she doesn't want to go to the ground and you can't bring her down, you need some way of ending it standing. Normally this wouldn't be an issue because men in the past could punch, but this is often no longer the case. The very basics are often the most important. Learn them.

You could try kung fu strikes intended to maim instead of punches. Or mix them up. Kung fu strikes will certainly strike fear into her tender heart and destroy her tender face - which is mostly the goal.

Of course, all of this assumes she can fight, which she probably cannot. You should assume she can because you're not a moron who underestimates his opponent. Women love to pretend to be be helpless damsels only to whip out sick nasty moves Daddy taught them when needed. They are tricksters by nature. Daddy can teach her self-defense but he cannot teach her to be courageous. So we exploit this weakness.

If it reaches the ground, follow the Greco-Roman wrestling strategy and apply self-defense moves accordingly until the threat has been defended against. Groundfighting is preferred as less skill is required to immobilize her and her face is not moving. Ideally, you end up in her guard, she thinks she has the advantage and quickly finds out. Daddy cries when she shows up to next Christmas dinner with patches all over her.

Remember, a key part of this self-defense system is that women are far less willing to risk their lives than men. The moment you make it about life and death, you have the advantage, even if she is more skilled.

Brothers, our women are ours if only we will take them.

FAQ

Q: This is illegal.

A: Defending yourself from a woman is not illegal.

Q: Destroying a woman's face is not right and causes permanent damage.

A: Kicking a man in the balls is not right and potentially causes permanent damage. But yet it's the first thing recommended by dads of daughters. Eye for an eye, bitch. In this case, your daughter's eye. Cry more about it, dad. But please do it in here so your tears do not spill out elsewhere. It would be a bad look were your daughter to see you crying.
 

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excellent article. you should inquire with the chief, he might give you a paid job opportunity. help out your mother with rent and food bills etc..
 

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get in here, dads.
hi, lad. You know there is no good teaching as practise so I suggest you shoud apply these excellent lessons to the nearest weeman you find. (and next, with equal persuasion you'll convince your new rainbow-hubby-Bubba that you're dominating when you're deepthroating him)
 

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If your ultimate goal does not involve having sex with women, there's a perfectly legal way to beat them to bloody pulp. Become a "female" MMA fighter like Fallon Fox!
 
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You're losing your mind.

"A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another."
"Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it."
 

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You're losing your mind.

"A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another."
"Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it."
Sometimes the best expression of love you can give a woman is by slapping the living shit out of her face.

She will love you for it.

Some women do deserve acid poured on their faces so I wholly endorse this article.
 

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Man, this site is so slow. I wish it was fast. I should have asked for that for Christmas.
hi, lad. You know there is no good teaching as practise so I suggest you shoud apply these excellent lessons to the nearest weeman you find. (and next, with equal persuasion you'll convince your new rainbow-hubby-Bubba that you're dominating when you're deepthroating him)
Thank you dad, I appreciate the insights and compliments.
You're losing your mind.

"A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another."
"Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it."
I would really prefer if you'd be quiet.
When does an incel have an opportunity to beat a woman? Just curious.
I'm trying to help the kids. They need male role models.
excellent article. you should inquire with the chief, he might give you a paid job opportunity. help out your mother with rent and food bills etc..
I could do one of these a week maybe. I don't think that's good enough. I remember years ago it was a, "you must produce daily content" kind of a thing. I am unfortunately not inspired enough to do that. I want to run the Incel Corner portion of the site, like a weekly church session. Like what Weev used to do when he wasn't a dad.

Good morning. Today we will be talking about how to yell over a woman when she is speaking, ensuring that you continue to mog that dumb bitch.

I think I'm already out of ideas though. Beating and raping women, what else is there really? The Incel Bible can be closed after page 2. It is a complete and perfect text.
 

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If you're a millennial male or lower and you don't hate women to the point of wanting to beat them mercilessly I'm going to assume you have a malfunction with yourself. Like youre a low test cucked faggot or something. That or you just don't have any experience with women or have only been in 1 relationship in your entire life and you are so deluded with the pussy she gives you it turns you into a coombrain
 
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Sam Hyde will be president someday. Then Nick will be president after Sam. Wait your turn, Nick. We millennials need at least one president after the boomers finally die. Fuck Xers, no one cares about them. They're not even a generation, just two generations mashed together.
If you're a millennial male or lower and you don't hate women to the point of wanting to beat them mercilessly I'm going to assume you have a malfunction with yourself. Like youre a low test cucked faggot or something. That or you just don't have any experience with women or have only been in 1 relationship in your entire life and you are so deluded with the pussy she gives you it turns you into a coombrain
I've been in 0 relationships. That makes me the highest possible tier incel. Like a midnight-black nigger. I'm like a nigger.

This is a new horseshoe theory. The 0 relationship incel vs. the 1 relationship simp vs. the turbo chad volcel who also wants to beat women. Chads will ironically be our greatest ally in the coming war.
 

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gouging out a stupid skank's eyes and crushing her throat is absolutely the morally correct thing to do but it is gonna get you sent to prison

the best way to deal with the white woman menace is to knock a bitch up under a fake identity. don't let her know your real ID or where your assets are. if she gets lippy just walk away and she'll be chasing ghosts trying to find you. if you're too much of a public figure to get kids on the DL then just keep all your wealth in offshore trusts and cryptocurrency cold wallets and flee the country so she can't get you on the court judgements.
 

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Ahh pressure points plus it doesn't leave a mark?
 

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What do you think these bitches are made of? Titanium.
One half punch to the face fixes all your problems with 99% of women, that's why it's illegal.
 

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obligatory memritv all time hit(pun intended) firm but just, much endorsed

 

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What do you think these bitches are made of? Titanium.
One half punch to the face fixes all your problems with 99% of women, that's why it's illegal.
One could reasonably argue that many women who got punched and beaten up, from Early Man days till the 1950s, probably didn't always deserve it. They were the "real victims". Arguably.

Now when women have actually gone full psychowhore, they are protected from discipline. The state should have actually been at the front of this dragging them off to reform school. Instead they are focussed on emasculating men anf castrating boys smh
 

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One could reasonably argue that many women who got punched and beaten up, from Early Man days till the 1950s, probably didn't always deserve it. They were the "real victims". Arguably.
I think that might be a jewish trope, to sell books, tv series and to destroy White men. The myth of the long suffering good woman under the thumb of the evil man. Mathematically not very plausible for a civilisation that lasted almost 2000 years.

I read the same shit everyday in the media today, all women are suffering all the time at the hands of evil men, I look around and see only henpecked, neutered blokes.

I'm sure some bitches that copped it from psychos didn't deserve it but I think it's been over sold by the jew.
 

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gouging out a stupid skank's eyes and crushing her throat is absolutely the morally correct thing to do but it is gonna get you sent to prison

the best way to deal with the white woman menace is to knock a bitch up under a fake identity. don't let her know your real ID or where your assets are. if she gets lippy just walk away and she'll be chasing ghosts trying to find you. if you're too much of a public figure to get kids on the DL then just keep all your wealth in offshore trusts and cryptocurrency cold wallets and flee the country so she can't get you on the court judgements.
I unironically know a guy who did this. Not with the crypto but dating a girl for like 3 years under a fake name then disappearing after she got pregnant. She was an insane cunt though so the guy is basically a hero in my book.
 
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