If you could fight anyone alive or dead, who would you fight?

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If you could fight anyone alive or dead, who would you fight?
I'd hop into my time machine and materialize in this alleyway back in the year 1568 and take on these four dudes armed with just my bare hands, my wits, and a machete. Four against one. What could be fairer? Then again, these dudes are armed with wooden clubs so I might have a real fight on my hands. :unsure:

 

Feric Jaggar

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Ok so a slightly different question then. Who would you like to fight with you?
Example: I said I would like to fight John Leguizamo and Eddie Griffin. To help me, I would like George Patton Jr to help me beat the shit out of those two stupid assholes.
 

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I’d fight Eve as she was reaching for the apple, probably using that snake as a whip until it was dead. Then I’d make her bbq the thing for dinner before I’d even pretend to accept her apology.
The Serpent talked to Eve and Adam. Adam stayed firm Eve didn't. When he saw that Eve didn't immediately die after eating one, he asked Eve to give him one, which he ate.

Eve may have been the first feminist, but Adam was the first simp.
 

Quest 4 The Future

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BTW, this image is from a painting that really was painted in the year 1568, as stated in my previous post. But one thing about it is really, really puzzling: how in hell did the artist paint a perfect red lampshade centuries before electricity and table lamps made them a necessity? I am completely flummoxed!



 

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Rudolph Hess for his failed envoy to get the British empire on the German Reichs side
 

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I'd fight David Hogg and Greta Thunberg, at the same time. Televised and PPV.

Anderson cooper, and every other "journalist" on CNN.

@Jjames would be a good scrap I bet. I'd probably lose.
 
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