If you could fight anyone alive or dead, who would you fight?

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Khalid ibn al-Walid who singlehandedly caused Islam to flourish and destroyed the ERE
I wrote a paper about this dude for grad school. Definitely wouldn't want to fight him!

I like the part where he cut some random black woman in half.

Upon his return, Muhammad asked him if he had seen anything else there, to which Khalid replied, "No". He was told that the idol had not been destroyed and that he must go back and fulfill the task. Khalid went again to Nakhlah and there saw a black Abyssinian (Ethiopian) woman, naked with disheveled hair. He struck her with his sword and cut her into "two pieces", according to the Muslim scholar, Saifur Rahman al Mubarakpuri. He returned once again and narrated his story to Muhammad, who then confirmed the fulfillment of the task, saying that the black Ethiopian woman was the real "al-Uzza".
 

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Anthony Fauci and/or Bill Gates. I'll take them both on at once.

If we're talking about historical figures, Woodrow Wilson before 1917.
 

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Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
Karl Marx
Friedrich Engels
Jean Jacques Rousseau
Willy Brandt
 
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Every person in this thread who didn’t answer Winston Churchill
I would've answered him, but someone else did, and I didn't want to repeat what anyone said.
 

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King Charles I wasn't a Catholic. His wife was and he didn't agree with Parliament's desire to ruthlessly persecute Catholics. The idea that he was secretly a Catholic was a weird Puritan conspiracy theory, similar to the one where Prince Rupert's dog was a demon.

King James II, who was deposed in the "Glorious Revolution," was a Catholic.

But yeah Cromwell was a real piece of shit. Exactly the kind of person Dante had in mind for Cocytus.
Okay, yeah. Got my facts muddled. But this is pretty educational! Thanks, bruv.
 

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Joh mccain. There are many as evil but so few with as punchable faces. Living paul ryan.
I realize I was being misogynistic with my answer. Change living person I would like to fight to Meghan Mccain. After I beat her I would shove a twinky down her throat and make her swallow it.
 

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Charlie Kirk, Jared Holt, Jonatan Greenblatt, etc. Pretty much any of these faggot professional tattletale/defamation people or cucklords whose job is to ritually humiliate and demoralize white men by their cowardice and gay behavior
 

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I wrote a paper about this dude for grad school. Definitely wouldn't want to fight him!

I like the part where he cut some random black woman in half.
The ERE was destroyed by the so-called 4th crusade... actually a venetian operation where rival trading cities were pillaged. Khalid was angry even as he lay dying... ''and now I lie as sheeps lie may a cowards eyes never sleep!''
 

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I’d fight Eve as she was reaching for the apple, probably using that snake as a whip until it was dead. Then I’d make her bbq the thing for dinner before I’d even pretend to accept her apology.
 
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