Identifying as anything but straight is now trendy — even if you’re actually straight

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In a time where there are almost no taboos left to break and the ubiquity of violent porn has virtually eliminated our collective capacity to experience shock, it is difficult for artists to attract attention as they once did. With the meteoric rise of the rainbow movement, “coming out” as something or other has become a compelling career move. If you need a shtick, announcing that you are something other than straight is sure to rake in accolades from every corner.

Thus, pop singer Sam Smith announced that he was “non-binary” (Douglas Murray wondered what the difference between that and shouting “Look at me!” was).

Miley Cyrus, the fresh-faced Hannah-Montana-turned-punk-chick, was sure to let the tabloids know that her marriage to Liam Hemsworth didn’t mean she wasn’t pansexual, gender-fluid, and queer. “We’re redefining, to be f---ing frank, what it looks like for someone that’s a queer person like myself to be in a hetero relationship. A big part of my pride and my identity is being a queer person,” she told Vanity Fair.

Teen YouTube star Jojo Siwa also climbed aboard the overloaded bandwagon, informing her fans that she now identifies as LGBT. Not that she’s gay or anything — most of the celebrities coming out these days are identifying as one of the other ambiguous letters, which allow them to be referred to as “courageous” and “bold” without actually having to do anything that used to make “coming out” difficult.

They’re basically straight, but since that’s so passé these days, they’re queer or bi or non-binary or gender-fluid — lots of great options for anyone seeking to break free of heteronormativity and into the headlines.

The latest example is Demi Lovato, who recently featured in a documentary series titled Dancing With the Devil and released a new album. Lovato is also a former Disney star and, like Cyrus, she has also announced that she is “pansexual.”

On March 30, she went on Joe Rogan’s podcast and, while talking about the end of her recent engagement (to Max Ehrich), she noted that she was now up for anything. "I’m so fluid now — and a part of the reason why I am so fluid is because I was super closeted off,” she said, affirming that “pansexual” described her. “I heard someone call the LGBTQIA+ community the ‘alphabet mafia,’ and I was like, ‘That’s it. That’s what I’m going with. I’m part of the alphabet mafia and proud."

Of course, every coming out story has to have a little Christian-bashing, so she explained that she “felt a lot of shame because growing up in Texas as a Christian, that’s very frowned upon. Any attraction I had to a female at a young age, I shut it down before I even let myself process what I was feeling.”

She also told Glamour that she was really coming into her new identity, whatever that ends up being. “When I started getting older, I started realizing how queer I really am. This past year I was engaged to a man, and when it didn’t work, I was like, [this] is a huge sign … felt this sense of relief that I could live my truth.”

Demi Lovato is only the latest. Data increasingly tell us that identifying as anything but straight is now trendy, especially with the entertainment industry’s commitment to telling LGBT stories and lionizing anyone who decides to join the alphabet mafia. For a celebrity, identifying as LGBT is all gain, no cost — you don’t even have to break up with your opposite sex partner, you just have to be with them “queerly,” which can mean whatever you want. From the fringes to cultural dominance in a single generation. Alphabet mafia, indeed.
 

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Miley Cyrus, the fresh-faced Hannah-Montana-turned-punk-chick, was sure to let the tabloids know that her marriage to Liam Hemsworth didn’t mean she wasn’t pansexual, gender-fluid, and queer. “We’re redefining, to be f---ing frank, what it looks like for someone that’s a queer person like myself to be in a hetero relationship. A big part of my pride and my identity is being a queer person,” she told Vanity Fair.


Once again, an alpha male being humiliated by a disgusting gutter rat slut.
 

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Miley Cyrus, the fresh-faced Hannah-Montana-turned-punk-chick, was sure to let the tabloids know that her marriage to Liam Hemsworth didn’t mean she wasn’t pansexual, gender-fluid, and queer. “We’re redefining, to be f---ing frank, what it looks like for someone that’s a queer person like myself to be in a hetero relationship. A big part of my pride and my identity is being a queer person,” she told Vanity Fair.


Once again, an alpha male being humiliated by a disgusting gutter rat slut.
An alpha male would never have married that gross skank, he wouldn't even be seen with her.
Chris always seemed the best of the 3 Hemsworths.
 

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Ewww that's het
 

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Chris always seemed the best of the 3 Hemsworths.
I also thought so.
However, Liam is a pretty decend second, and I was thoroughly shocked and disappointed when he took up with that vapid ugly whore Miley. He could have done infinitely better... and then the humiliation of hanving her dump him. Awful.
 

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I also thought so.
However, Liam is a pretty decend second, and I was thoroughly shocked and disappointed when he took up with that vapid ugly whore Miley. He could have done infinitely better... and then the humiliation of hanving her dump him. Awful.
Not only that but she slandered him by saying it was all his fault because of his substance abuse issues.

I mean look at this:

And at this:


Which of these two people do you think is more likely to have some issues with drugs?
 

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Miley Cyrus, the fresh-faced Hannah-Montana-turned-punk-chick, was sure to let the tabloids know that her marriage to Liam Hemsworth didn’t mean she wasn’t pansexual, gender-fluid, and queer. “We’re redefining, to be f---ing frank, what it looks like for someone that’s a queer person like myself to be in a hetero relationship. A big part of my pride and my identity is being a queer person,” she told Vanity Fair.


Once again, an alpha male being humiliated by a disgusting gutter rat slut.
> alpha male
This is something we need to talk about, I see it on /pol/ all the time, where anons there associate male beauty with some kind of masculine ideal. Why do you see a pretty fellow and hold him up as the standard for our race, the superman rising out of the grass to slaughter our enemies? I'm not sure what the ideal/alpha man is but I sure hope he doesn't moistureize
 

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> alpha male
This is something we need to talk about, I see it on /pol/ all the time, where anons there associate male beauty with some kind of masculine ideal. Why do you see a pretty fellow and hold him up as the standard for our race, the superman rising out of the grass to slaughter our enemies? I'm not sure what the ideal/alpha man is but I sure hope he doesn't moistureize
The criteria for male heirarchy in no particular order:

-social capital
-political capital
-wealth
-intelligence
-physique
-looks
-determination
-vision
-organization
-communication skills

Score all of those on a scale of 1 to 10 then add the score up. If one man's score is higher than another he is more alpha. A good looking, successful man such as Chris Hemsworth will have a higher aggregate score than most other men.
 

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Few men that actually have access have not fallen foul of skank pussy (or should that be foul pussy, dunno lol) Sometimes like myself you learn your lesson then after a LTR you end up having to learn your lessons over again.

The thing is hopefully he learns from it and moves on to better things. I certainly won't be the one to cast the first stone here. It is not a theoretical endeavour but a practical one fraught with all kinds of pitfalls.
 
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