I Was Shocked to Read a “Celebrity Dead at 31” Article That Wasn’t “Causes Unknown”

Andrew Anglin

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If you’re me, you see this:



And immediately start doing the pointing soyjack.



But no – she killed herself because someone named her “Niece.”

New York Post:

Niece Waidhofer, a social media influencer and model, has died by suicide. She was 31.

“Sadly, Niece took her own life after a long battle with mental health issues,” her family told TMZ. “She was very open with her followers about her struggles, even wanting to help followers who also suffered.”

A non-profit titled “Peace from Niece” is set to be created in her honor, according to TMZ, which will aid mental health awareness and fund mental illness research.
Her brother Nephew has started a GoFundMe for funeral expenses.

No, I’m just joking. Niece doesn’t have a brother named Nephew, and that isn’t really even a very funny joke.

They don’t need a GoFundMe – they’re setting up an entire fake charity. Based on her face and last name, I would assume the father is Jewish, and he probably named her “Niece” in the first place because it rhymed with “Peace,” the name he’d already planned for his charity when she eventually offed herself over being named “Niece.”


“Oy vey, who could have predicted that my childless 30-year-old internet hooker daughter was not happy with her life???”

Seriously though – if my daughter was a dumb whore on the internet and topped herself off, I’d run a charity scam on her simps. Why would you not do that? You paid for this bitch’s life for two decades or more, then she goes and becomes a whore on the internet, delivers zero grandchildren (just some parts of them for Planned Parenthood’s organ market), then does the single most selfish act possible – why should you not get paid?

Anyway – my views on the moral validity of running a scam off of your dead daughter aside, the point is: yeah, sometimes young people die. However, there’s always a cause, and before 2020, it wasn’t “heart attack” or “stroke.” It’s usually suicide, accident, or in the case of the blacks, homicide.

I could also insert some kind of commentary about the unhappiness of women in a society where there is no restriction on their sexuality or really any other behavior, but honestly, I just don’t really even care and I hope more internet sluts kill themselves.



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a social media influencer and model,
When did slutty, not-hot, exhibitionist cam whore nobodies become legitimized and normalized as "influencers" and "models"? Asking seriously. Who bestows these titles? Who are they influencing, and what are their idiot "followers" being influenced to do? Are companies actually paying them to wear their clothes or shill merchandise? Are they paid to be "brand embassadors?" Do these randos have legit endorsement deals? It seems "model" and "influencer" are feminist euphemisms for "dirty conniving bitch" the same way that "curvy," "plus-size," "full-figured," and "body positive" are excuse-words for "disgustingly fat."
 

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Andrew could create a kickstarter under a fake female name to create a boardgame / video game to highlight the "problem" of female suicide.

He could create the game in such a way that actually we could have a lot of fun from causing these sluts to off themselves.
 

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I could also insert some kind of commentary about the unhappiness of women in a society where there is no restriction on their sexuality or really any other behavior, but honestly, I just don’t really even care and I hope more internet sluts kill themselves.
It's relevant because giving women "freedom" is extremely cruel for all involved and nobody is even arguing it makes them happy any more.

It's a cautionary tale nobody can miss. In the same way that debating leftists is primarily done for the benefit of third parties (because you're never going to reason leftists out of their positions) debating feminists could be primarily done to bully them with how unhappy they've made themselves. Every feminist who kills themselves could in theory be saving lives if young people are made aware of where feminism inevitably leads. Presumably, the most value that can be salvaged from feminist lives is as a cautionary tale for others. They're remarkably similar to trannies in that respect and they have a moral duty to warn others.
 
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Andrew could create a kickstarter under a fake female name to create a boardgame / video game to highlight the "problem" of female suicide.

He could create the game in such a way that actually we could have a lot of fun from causing these sluts to off themselves.
Some kind of, Pony Game, if you will.
 

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Seriously though – if my daughter was a dumb whore on the internet and topped herself off, I’d run a charity scam on her simps. Why would you not do that? You paid for this bitch’s life for two decades or more, then she goes and becomes a whore on the internet, delivers zero grandchildren (just some parts of them for Planned Parenthood’s organ market), then does the single most selfish act possible – why should you not get paid?
On the surface, this is extraordinarily callous. Underneath the surface, however, there were zero lies detected.

We don’t even live in a society, contrary to popular belief.
 

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Her brother Nephew has started a GoFundMe for funeral expenses.

No, I’m just joking. Niece doesn’t have a brother named Nephew, and that isn’t really even a very funny joke.
I still laughed pretty hard on it though.

I'm a little late today on my news items, and this one really tipped the scales and set the pace for the rest of the agenda, lol.
 

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"Oh, hi Niece. How was your day?"

"O-M-G you wouldn't believe how busy I am being a social media influencer!"

"I bet. Hey this came in the mail today. Looks like a new product they want you to endorse or influence or something."

"Oh wow, mustard gas. I'll do some shots in the kitchen with bread or something. Thanks."
 

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In the current year the process of killing yourself known as suicide now includes taking any of the mrna shots. It removes the "how" and the "when" seemingly just leaving whether to leave a note or not.
 

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A non-profit titled “Peace from Niece”
Not to be confused with her for-profit escort service, "A Piece of Niece."
 
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