"How I Do It: ‘I’m in a kinky polyamorous throuple – here’s a week in my sex life’"

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This is from one of the most read publications in Britain.

For this week’s How I Do It, for which strangers share what a week in their sex life looks like, we’ve been given a seven-day glimpse into the world of 27-year-old Danny*.

Danny is a student and stay-at-home parent to a toddler they share with their husband. Danny’s trans-masculine, non-binary and has been married since 2018, with the couple forming a non-sexual closed triad with a third person they’ve been dating for close to three years.

That third person is non-sexual, however the throuple still enjoy engaging in various types of kink together, either as a threesome or just Danny and their husband – both of whom do engage in penetrative sex when their partner’s not around.

The throuple sleep together cuddled up most nights in a huge king-sized bed, and Danny says one of the things they’re happy about in their sex life is ‘the closeness’ they share together when they’re just lying in bed.

They’re also happy with the amount of kink they engage in. As a threesome, they enjoy wax play, bondage and impact play. As a couple with their husband, Danny also enjoys anal play, role-play and consensual non-consent.

Want to know what a week in their sex life looks like? Well, you’re about to…

Warning: As you’d expect, this week’s diary includes reference to kink and sexual acts. It’s NSFW.

Monday

Monday is a busy workday, so we do not really get chance to talk much. Both husband and partner are in meetings most of the day and our child is at nursery, so I keep myself busy with work for my university module and other responsibilities.

We have a giant super-king size bed that we have turned sideways to sleep in, so we always get time to cuddle before bed no matter how busy the day has been.

We use this time to share good things about our day and reconnect. It’s nice after a stressful day to hold each other close and talk without our child running around or pushing their way into the middle of hugs.

Tuesday


A fairly standard morning of work for everyone while our child is at nursery. Once they are home, we put them down for a nap and have lunch.

I am not feeling great but end up having some nice afternoon sex while our child is napping, and partner is out on a run.

I spend most of the afternoon napping myself until our child wakes up, and then we go for a quick walk around the block – our newest lockdown ritual before dinner and bedtime.

It was nice to be able to spend time with my husband during the day and reconnect without him worrying about work or our partner being disrupted. They don’t mind, but we try to respect their boundaries while they’re in the house.

Wednesday

Again, quite busy work wise but my husband and I spend the day texting to turn each other on a bit while we are in the same room.

Nothing happens that evening, but it is a good build up to Thursdays when our partner is ‘sexiled’.

This is their choice and a nice way for us to still have time to ourselves as a couple and be able to sleep naked.

It’s nice being able to go back to a taste of the freedom we had before we met them, and before we had our child.

Thursday

Partner will be sexiled this evening, so we tease each other when we pass in the hallway. Husband takes the opportunity to bite us both a bit as our partner likes to be bitten.

This evening I am tied down to the bed while my husband uses the mains powered wand and his mouth.

I cannot climax, which is unusual but expected since university is getting stressful, and I have only recently learnt how to come from my husband licking my pussy.

He ends up double penetrating me with the help of a strap-on.

He comes and then we fall asleep naked in bed and cuddling. I would like for this to happen more often, but I’m not sure my husband could keep up after a few days.

Friday

Normally, we would have slow wakeup sex the day after a sexiling, but we are too busy today. I have my weekly therapy and then take our child shopping for the first time in ages before we return home for a nap.

I’m a bit stressed as we’re trying collaring our partner for the first time in a few months tomorrow – this wasn’t intentional, we just got busy with work and looking after our child, but our partner had mentioned recently that they were missing it.

Collaring involves locking a metal collar round their neck with a locking pin so only we can remove it. They usually wear leather mitts, so they can’t use their hands and occasionally when we collar them they have their legs shackled and their hands handcuffed close together, so they have to crawl everywhere.

Collaring them can be quite stressful because they depend a lot on us and I don’t always have the energy to deal with them needing my full attention, but we’ve promised to try it and take it in turns to look after them if our child wakes up.

If we’re playing when our child wakes up, this can upset our partner, as it’s taking our attention away from them.

Luckily, our child usually sleeps through the night without issue, so it’s rarely a problem and when it is, our partner accepts that it is their emotion to deal with.

Saturday

Saturdays are our kinky play days with our partner. While our child naps, we collar our partner.

When the collar clicks together and the pin slides into place, they flop happily on the bed, and we scratch their back, biting them until they are covered in bruises.

Despite this, they eventually admit that the collaring is not going how they expected, which makes them sad.

They point out it has been a long time since we collared them, so their brain probably built it up a lot in their head. We agree to try again in a few weeks and keep our usual collared treat of hand feeding them for dinner once our child is in bed.

Sometimes we do wax, bondage, impact play or needles on Saturdays, but these can take more energy and with the pandemic we have been avoiding breaking their skin.

Sunday

Sundays are our lazy days. We start off most Sundays with scratches with our partner in the morning before we get up.

Once our child is napping in the afternoon, we talk more about the collaring yesterday and check on the bruises we gave our partner, taking photos of their back before taking our child on a two-hour-long walk around the countryside.

Husband spends part of the walk teasing me about places we could have sex outdoors on our route.
 

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Imagine building your life and lifestyle around all the weird ways you coom. I can imagine that this would take a lot of planning, effort and potential conflict resolution between who you share your girl with just to facilitate your daily tingly sensation around your groin that lasts less than 30 seconds (for men). I for one would find it bothersome to clean up the mess you make every day.

As somebody with a low sex drive (but still has masculine traits and testosterone, must be genetic since my father was low sex drive as well), I just don't see the point of why these people obsess over sex so much and take it to this level of novelty.
 

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I just don't see the point of why these people obsess over sex so much and take it to this level of novelty.
They have no spirit; they only have FLESH. All they live for is pleasing their flesh. That's their entire purpose.

Also, I suspect that they were broken or abused earlier in life. So (for them) extreme practices are the only thing that seems to satisfy them, even if the feeling is only temporary.

We're talking about people very far from God. Romans 1 type stuff.
 

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As somebody with a low sex drive (but still has masculine traits and testosterone, must be genetic since my father was low sex drive as well), I just don't see the point of why these people obsess over sex so much and take it to this level of novelty.
Contrary to what everything on TV and the checkout aisle magazine rack tells us, it's not normal or natural to be hypersexual. Our disgusting, degenerate culture has promoted the idea of constant sexual indulgence and daily orgasmic bliss as normal and desirable.

What you call a low sex drive is honestly probably just what everyone used to know as being a normal adult man with self control. It's normal to desire women as an adult man, but you shouldn't be a horn dog getting boners every time the wind blows, not once you're out of your teens.

This unnatural and frankly obsessive fixation on maximum orgasm is part of what drives these absurd fetishes, because these people are constantly seeking novelty. You read articles like this one and there are multiple examples where those particular words have probably never been strung together in that particular order, not in the entire history of the English language. Thanks Jews.
 

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What you call a low sex drive is honestly probably just what everyone used to know as being a normal adult man with self control. It's normal to desire women as an adult man, but you shouldn't be a horn dog getting boners every time the wind blows, not once you're out of your teens.
Exactly! When your hormones settle down once your out of your roaring teen years and your brain is fully developed, you begin to understand just how bothersome this coom business is in the long run.

This unnatural and frankly obsessive fixation on maximum orgasm is part of what drives these absurd fetishes, because these people are constantly seeking novelty.
I cannot get over people who get into extreme life threatening sexual acts such as erotic asphyxiation. There are people out there that are willing to bring themselves to the point of death just to experience the "EXTREME COOM FEELZ!". How many 'celebrities' have had a humiliating death with a belt tied around their neck while they masturbated again? I believe one particularly famous individual died masturbating in a closet doing the erotic asphyxiation thing and you can't help but think "you cannot be serious?".

MADNESS! Bloody coomers are disgusting!
 

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Also, I suspect that they were broken or abused earlier in life. So (for them) extreme practices are the only thing that seems to satisfy them, even if the feeling is only temporary.
You should take a look at the correlation between woman who were sexually abused as kids and who end up becoming porn stars later in life. I came across something on 4chan years ago called "porn stars say the darnedest things" where they recount their experience being abused as children casually. These sick fucks who abuse children know that it makes children hyper sexual later in life as a coping mechanism to the trauma.

A woman I had an extended fling with many years ago was hyper sexual and she was abused by her father as a kid herself and it messed her up pretty badly. So yes, I've gotten up close and personal with this not talked about very often topic myself and it isn't pleasant.

Its one of the reasons I'm here today on the forum standing against the jew world order and the sick fuck jews that love to rape and kill children. I simply cannot let something like this continue when I know it is happening out there somewhere.
 

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How many 'celebrities' have had a humiliating death with a belt tied around their neck while they masturbated again? I believe one particularly famous individual died masturbating in a closet doing the erotic asphyxiation thing and you can't help but think "you cannot be serious?".
Yeah I think that was the actor Keith Carradine. I'm pretty sure it happened to the singer of INXS too.
 

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This is from one of the most read publications in Britain.



Collaring involves locking a metal collar round their neck with a locking pin so only we can remove it. They usually wear leather mitts, so they can’t use their hands and occasionally when we collar them they have their legs shackled and their hands handcuffed close together, so they have to crawl everywhere.

Yeah, these are exactly the kind of people who should be raising a toddler. Jesus H Christ. 😡
 

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Collaring involves locking a metal collar round their neck with a locking pin so only we can remove it. They usually wear leather mitts, so they can’t use their hands and occasionally when we collar them they have their legs shackled and their hands handcuffed close together, so they have to crawl everywhere.
Pain hurts too much...that's the problem with all of this crap.
Maybe I'm a hedonist, but I've never NOT looked at pain as something to avoid/get away from.
 

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Pain hurts too much...that's the problem with all of this crap.
Maybe I'm a hedonist, but I've never NOT looked at pain as something to avoid/get away from.
Because you’re normal.
 

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The only thing that would make this article more disgusting is the pictures of the people they're talking about 🤮🤮🤮
 
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