patiently awaiting the coofpocalypse
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Seems such a shame. From an outsiders, non yank perspective, Florida or California are the two states I would've wanted to visit the most. After reading on here about both places, now not so much.Speaking as the forum Floridian (one of them anyway) I will just say: the Florida meme is not an exaggeration, in fact, the reality is probably worse. I won't say where, but I live in a big Florida city, like in the actual city, I see crazy stuff every single day.
A house down the street from me blew up a few months ago due to a meth lab explosion. People in hazmats had to come remove the evidence.
My kids came home not too long ago snickering and acting like something was up. After I questioned them, I find out they had just walked passed one of our female neighbors (white, late teens/early 20s) passed out in her front yard all the way naked. Just laying in the grass. I worried she might be dead, I was going to go down there but they said they could see her breathing.
There's a black homeless guy with long matted dreads who walks around all day everyday (for years) in a trenchcoat, often carrying a machete.
I hate living here.
When the apocalypse comes, I'll need a white knight stormer to come down and rescue me away from this hellscape. 😘