Florida Woman Trashes Outback Steakhouse While Completely Nude, Gets Tased

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Speaking as the forum Floridian (one of them anyway) I will just say: the Florida meme is not an exaggeration, in fact, the reality is probably worse. I won't say where, but I live in a big Florida city, like in the actual city, I see crazy stuff every single day.

A house down the street from me blew up a few months ago due to a meth lab explosion. People in hazmats had to come remove the evidence.

My kids came home not too long ago snickering and acting like something was up. After I questioned them, I find out they had just walked passed one of our female neighbors (white, late teens/early 20s) passed out in her front yard all the way naked. Just laying in the grass. I worried she might be dead, I was going to go down there but they said they could see her breathing.

There's a black homeless guy with long matted dreads who walks around all day everyday (for years) in a trenchcoat, often carrying a machete.

I hate living here.

When the apocalypse comes, I'll need a white knight stormer to come down and rescue me away from this hellscape. 😘
Seems such a shame. From an outsiders, non yank perspective, Florida or California are the two states I would've wanted to visit the most. After reading on here about both places, now not so much.
 

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Speaking as the forum Floridian (one of them anyway) I will just say: the Florida meme is not an exaggeration, in fact, the reality is probably worse. I won't say where, but I live in a big Florida city, like in the actual city, I see crazy stuff every single day.

A house down the street from me blew up a few months ago due to a meth lab explosion. People in hazmats had to come remove the evidence.

My kids came home not too long ago snickering and acting like something was up. After I questioned them, I find out they had just walked passed one of our female neighbors (white, late teens/early 20s) passed out in her front yard all the way naked. Just laying in the grass. I worried she might be dead, I was going to go down there but they said they could see her breathing.

There's a black homeless guy with long matted dreads who walks around all day everyday (for years) in a trenchcoat, often carrying a machete.

I hate living here.

When the apocalypse comes, I'll need a white knight stormer to come down and rescue me away from this hellscape. 😘

Sounds like that peninsula madness. Anything east of the Suwannee is suspect, sad to say. But also any city anywhere is full of this crap. It isn’t exclusive to Florida. I bet if you went to the nearest big city in the Midwest where you’re from, it would be full of nut cases. The whole country has gone insane, it isn’t just Florida. It just seems worse because of our sunshine laws, where all of this shit gets printed. All that being said, be safe because it does sound like you’ve got some interesting characters in your hood.
 

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Sounds like that peninsula madness. Anything east of the Suwannee is suspect, sad to say. But also any city anywhere is full of this crap. It isn’t exclusive to Florida. I bet if you went to the nearest big city in the Midwest where you’re from, it would be full of nut cases. The whole country has gone insane, it isn’t just Florida. It just seems worse because of our sunshine laws, where all of this shit gets printed. All that being said, be safe because it does sound like you’ve got some interesting characters in your hood.
Exactly. Florida's great. Everywhere else is crazy too, just more boring and depressing. At least Florida's brand of clown world is more interesting.

@Louisa_Reese I reckon it's not Florida that is ailing you, it's the Big City. Maybe move to a smaller town.

If you want to see some ugly, trashy, disgusting scenes, don't go to Florida. Come to the West Coast big cities. They're horrible and soul-crushingly depressing, and make Florida seem like a happy theme park.
 

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If you want to see some ugly, trashy, disgusting scenes, don't go to Florida. Come to the West Coast big cities. They're horrible and soul-crushingly depressing, and make Florida seem like a happy theme park.
Exactly. Here in the beanerhood of AZ something is always going on. A few years ago some illegal beaners broke into my car and stole my car stereo, totally ripped out the center console just to get it out. A year later, they came back and just stole the whole car. Then they were dumb enough to drive around the neighborhood in it. When the cops busted them, the two beaners were flying on meth. The cops that busted them said to me that they hardly knew what planet they were on. They were also selling meth out of my car and stolen car stereo equipment as well. They fucked up the vehicle so bad I ended up just selling it for parts.

And the beaners at the end of the street were always having loud parties every weekend. Then one weekend one of the guest beaners pulled out a 9mm handgun and shot my neighbor beaner six times at three in the morning. They shot him quite literally in front of my doorstep. He flatlined twice in the hospital and barely survived. My best guess is that it was over drugs. The gunman beaner fled back to Mexico and to this very day has never been caught.

They also shot a cat in the alley behind my domicile not too long after I moved in.

There used to also be a dindu gangbanger that lived in this neighborhood who called himself 'Skipper.' He was always trying to sell me (obviously) stolen guns LOL. So he was banging some older beaner broad in the neighborhood. Then one day he stole all of the guns out of her house while she was asleep after he had finished banging her. So, the cops show up in the beanerhood looking for the guy, but didn't find him. But, one day when he was crossing the street some beaners with a beef rolled up and shot him with a shotgun. He survived, but moved out of the neighborhood really quickly after that. And the Messicans went on the warpath and pretty much ran every dindu out of this area. This area is dindu free to this very day.

I could go on and on with these stories. The beanerhood is full of stories, that's for sure.
 
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When the apocalypse comes, I'll need a white knight stormer to come down and rescue me away from this hellscape. 😘
why does your husband not rescue you from hellscape?
 

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Exactly. Here in the beanerhood of AZ something is always going on. A few years ago some illegal beaners broke into my car and stole my car stereo, totally ripped out the center console just to get it out. A year later, they came back and just stole the whole car. Then they were dumb enough to drive around the neighborhood in it. When the cops busted them, the two beaners were flying on meth. The cops that busted them said to me that they hardly knew what planet they were on. They were also selling meth out of my car and stolen car stereo equipment as well. They fucked up the vehicle so bad I ended up just selling it for parts.

And the beaners at the end of the street were always having loud parties every weekend. Then one weekend one of the guest beaners pulled out a 9mm handgun and shot my neighbor beaner six times at three in the morning. They shot him quite literally in front of my doorstep. He flatlined twice in the hospital and barely survived. My best guess is that it was over drugs. The gunman beaner fled back to Mexico and to this very day has never been caught.

They also shot a cat in the alley behind my domicile not too long after I moved in.

There used to also be a dindu gangbanger that lived in this neighborhood who called himself 'Skipper.' He was always trying to sell me (obviously) stolen guns LOL. So he was banging some older beaner broad in the neighborhood. Then one day he stole all of the guns out of her house while she was asleep after he had finished banging her. So, the cops show up in the beanerhood looking for the guy, but didn't find him. But, one day when he was crossing the street some beaners with a beef rolled up and shot him with a shotgun. He survived, but moved out of the neighborhood really quickly after that. And the Messicans went on the warpath and pretty much ran every dindu out of this area. This area is dindu free to this very day.

I could go on and on with these stories. The beanerhood is full of stories, that's for sure.

WOW! Much diversity! Such strength! o_O
 

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There is something about Florida and it's reputation as America's trash can for people.
It’s the third most populous state, so you hear a lot of stuff coming from there simply because of the size of the population. If you just count native English speakers it’s probably first. It definitely has more poor people than California, and has extremely lax laws for convicted felons. Unlike the Midwest states (which are also poor and sometimes ok with convicts), Florida always has time for people to fuck around and not freeze to death. Crime generally goes down in the winter and up in the summer, but in Florida it’s basically summer year round.
 

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Florida or California are the two states I would've wanted to visit the most
I was in Florida several times for business and it has stifling humidity and flying cockroaches ("palmetto bugs, I think they'r e called) but the women were first - rate and often very friendly.
 

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I was in Florida several times for business and it has stifling humidity and flying cockroaches ("palmetto bugs, I think they'r e called) but the women were first - rate and often very friendly.
I like tropical climates, white sandy beaches and coral reefs, Florida I'd imagine would be very similar to what central and northern Queensland is here.
 

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I wasn't born here. I moved from the Midwest when I was 18. I'm still shocked by some of the things that happen here.
Yeah I lived in Florida myself for a few years...it greatly helped me become J-Wise in the early 2000s. Seen a lot of weirdness myself there. Basically...there is no "normal" to compare people with. So basically there is no "normal" either West or East coast in Florida it just a mish-mash of various levels of vanity and scams.

The weirdest thing is when I saw 25 tourist IDF Israelis on a visit drinking coffee at a coffee shop in 2003. I asked an older woman, that I eventually got to know, working there if she had seen them before and she said, "yes I 've seen them show up here in the Summer and Fall for years...same crowd of Hebrew speaking Israelis." Then I asked her if she knew that one of the 9/11 hijackers lived in the Apartment down the street a few years back.... she looked at me and said "didn't know that but this neighborhood is very diverse with all types of people at Publix...why did you ask that?".

Connections missed but obvious is essentially Florida. Some decent people there but the weirdness is like the swamps...it is just there and has to be dealt with.
 
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pulled out a 9mm handgun and shot my neighbor beaner six times at three in the morning. They shot him quite literally in front of my doorstep. He flatlined twice in the hospital and barely survived. My best guess is that it was over drugs. The gunman beaner fled back to Mexico and to this very day has never been caught.

They also shot a cat in the alley behind my domicile not too long after I moved in.
How could he survive being shot six times? I can understand if a cat can survive six bullets as cats have nine lives, but how many lives do beaners have?
 

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She just went into the steak house to get some juicy red hard meat. When she was refused she connected to her entitled inner thrashy thot and behaved accordingly.
 

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How could he survive being shot six times? I can understand if a cat can survive six bullets as cats have nine lives, but how many lives do beaners have?
The beaner diet makes them almost impervious to gunfire. Bullet holes seal up instantly with a mixture of corn oil and refried beans, minimizing blood loss.
 

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How could he survive being shot six times? I can understand if a cat can survive six bullets as cats have nine lives, but how many lives do beaners have?

My best guess would be bad shot placement/marksmanship and crappy, low quality ammo. That's the reason the dindu body count is so low as well.

The thing that blew my mind was that when I was watching the cops mark where the shells fell, I noticed that they fell in a straight line like the shooter was moving forward while firing. I heard the shots when they were fired (in fact, they woke me up) and the beaner popping off those shots was popping them off as fast as he could pull that trigger. He must've been running straight forward while pulling that trigger to leave that much spacing between the ejected shells. Anyone moving that fast while firing that rapidly couldn't have been very accurate.
 

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Damn!

I was expecting a fat sheboon chimping out, but instead it's a slim white woman. She was probably pretty hot in her youth, but holy shit those crazy eyes!

I agree with a few of the above posters that she may have been an actually crazy one off her meds. It's sad really.
 
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