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there were news reports yesterday telling us that "petite" turkeys were sold out! eat moar bugs goyimz!Who'd of ever thought there'd be a potential black market in +10lb Turkey's? What makes these commie queers think eople won't just buy multiples of sub 10 pounders? We are ruled over by incompetent morons.
All those poor oppressed people are on the street2020 is the clown-year that keeps on giving.
Who would of ever thought that you could literally get SWATTED for the heinous criminal offense of... buying a turkey.
"I robbed a bank"
"I killed a man"
"I beat my wife"
"I shot up a mall"
"What are you in for?"
"I bought a turkey..."
they will refine this with the new covid911 passports. you goto safeway and try buying a turkey and a ham in 2022! your card will say "DECLINED"Pure genius this will stop large gatherings unless they buy two 10 lb. Turkeys or one Turkey one ham.