Daddy Newsom Sends Out The Stassi Tracking Purchases Of 10lb Turkeys

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BIG IF TRUE!

I'LL GAMBOL ITS ONIONISQUE.
 

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2020 is the clown-year that keeps on giving.
Who would of ever thought that you could literally get SWATTED for the heinous criminal offense of... buying a turkey.

"I robbed a bank"
"I killed a man"
"I beat my wife"
"I shot up a mall"
"What are you in for?"
"I bought a turkey..."
 

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Sounds like a potential massive lawsuit for tortious interference.
 

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Who'd of ever thought there'd be a potential black market in +10lb Turkey's? What makes these commie queers think eople won't just buy multiples of sub 10 pounders? We are ruled over by incompetent morons.
 

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Who'd of ever thought there'd be a potential black market in +10lb Turkey's? What makes these commie queers think eople won't just buy multiples of sub 10 pounders? We are ruled over by incompetent morons.
there were news reports yesterday telling us that "petite" turkeys were sold out! eat moar bugs goyimz!

meatless monday? fuck no its going to be meatless months ending in R! green new deal america voted for. burn it down!
 

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Pure genius this will stop large gatherings unless they buy two 10 lb. Turkeys or one Turkey one ham.
 

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2020 is the clown-year that keeps on giving.
Who would of ever thought that you could literally get SWATTED for the heinous criminal offense of... buying a turkey.

"I robbed a bank"
"I killed a man"
"I beat my wife"
"I shot up a mall"
"What are you in for?"
"I bought a turkey..."
All those poor oppressed people are on the street

Only horrible people that love their families go to prison
 

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Pure genius this will stop large gatherings unless they buy two 10 lb. Turkeys or one Turkey one ham.
they will refine this with the new covid911 passports. you goto safeway and try buying a turkey and a ham in 2022! your card will say "DECLINED"
unless you are of the BUREAUCRATIC priest class, you get a small can of spam, some cheese whiz and a can of hormel chili for you family of 2.
 

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I couldn't find anything indicating that this is real. I saw a lot of stuff that was real about Der Kommisar attending a party in violation of his own rules, but nothing about buying up turkeys.
 

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This is funny. It seems like it could be 100% real, even though it probably isn't.
 

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This is funny. It seems like it could be 100% real, even though it probably isn't.
That's the thing who can even know anymore in the current year when it comes to covid lockdowns.
 

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That's the thing who can even know anymore in the current year when it comes to covid lockdowns.
after watching that brutal vidya of the brit walking on the street without a mask, beaten by 6million cops...yes nothing would seem out of the realm of possibility!
 
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