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Do any of you guys remember that wild, crazy wacky guy Adam Kokesh? His wild, wacky, zany antics had the whole internets in stitches! He was always doing really clever and imaginative things to draw attention to himself, like getting arrested for stupid shit and then mouthing off to cops about 'muh Constitutional freedumbs, muh Liberties, muh freezepeach and whatnot. Does anybody here remember him at all? No? oh. OK.

 

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Do any of you guys remember that wild, crazy wacky guy Adam Kokesh? His wild, wacky, zany antics had the whole internets in stitches! He was always doing really clever and imaginative things to draw attention to himself, like getting arrested for stupid shit and then mouthing off to cops about 'muh Constitutional freedumbs, muh Liberties, muh freezepeach and whatnot. Does anybody here remember him at all? No? oh. OK.

He was an associate of Cantwell's for a period. Typical jew - revelling in making people feel uncomfortable.
 

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I missed the part where Baked got out after participating in the Jan. 6th "insurrection". How'd that happen?
So far as I know he hasn't. He lawyered up (from a wealthy family) and posted bail.
 
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Streamers get swatted all the time, so it isn't that surprising. Especially when you consider how many ankle biters are out there with full blown YOBA Derangement Syndrome, lol.
 

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I missed the part where Baked got out after participating in the Jan. 6th "insurrection". How'd that happen?

Probably recruited as a glownigger. In exchange, he gets off and eventually it all magically goes away. In the meantime he can stage fake 'SWATTINGS' and run amok gathering intel on the so-called 'far right.' I've seen peeps do far less and get the almighty book thrown at them, even with a rich family paying their legal fees.

Let's see. We have native Arizona born Ray Epps glownigger, Kooky Kokesh the kike and baked alaska all living here. They're going to have to stop calling it the Grand Canyon State and start calling it the Glow Canyon State.
 

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Probably recruited as a glownigger. In exchange, he gets off and eventually it all magically goes away. In the meantime he can stage fake 'SWATTINGS' and run amok gathering intel on the so-called 'far right.' I've seen peeps do far less and get the almighty book thrown at them, even with a rich family paying their legal fees.

Let's see. We have native Arizona born Ray Epps glownigger, Kooky Kokesh the kike and baked alaska all living here. They're going to have to stop calling it the Grand Canyon State and start calling it the Glow Canyon State.
Well he's still inside on the Nick Fuentes scene so, possibility non-zero...
 

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Man I'm missing it, twitter videos never play right for me. I don't know why I bother clicking them anymore.
 

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Probably recruited as a glownigger. In exchange, he gets off and eventually it all magically goes away. In the meantime he can stage fake 'SWATTINGS' and run amok gathering intel on the so-called 'far right.' I've seen peeps do far less and get the almighty book thrown at them, even with a rich family paying their legal fees.

Let's see. We have native Arizona born Ray Epps glownigger, Kooky Kokesh the kike and baked alaska all living here. They're going to have to stop calling it the Grand Canyon State and start calling it the Glow Canyon State.
Everyone I Don't Like is a Fed: The Right Wingers Guide to Online Political Discourse
 

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I like this book a lot better.


Why is Ray Epps not in jail? Q Shaman Jake is. Neither is 'Baked Alaska.' But a lot of other peeps got locked up on some pretty flimsy pretenses. ;)
 

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I like this book a lot better.


Why is Ray Epps not in jail? Q Shaman Jake is. Neither is 'Baked Alaska.' But a lot of other peeps got locked up on some pretty flimsy pretenses. ;)
You have a point. There's reason to use caution with this man. He is an influencer and is out free while many rot in prison.

TBH if anyone flips in Fuentes' circle, it would be Baked Alaska. He is a vulgar, unGodly man and an unmarried fornicator.
 
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I like this book a lot better.


Why is Ray Epps not in jail? Q Shaman Jake is. Neither is 'Baked Alaska.' But a lot of other peeps got locked up on some pretty flimsy pretenses. ;)
Yeah keep talking out of your ass bozo.

Ankle biters such as yourself will keep moving the goalposts to infinity. "Why hasn't baked been charged for the capitol?" He has. "Oh well, uh, I bet his charges get dropped! If it quacks like a duck amirite?" Lol.

Baked will be sitting in prison after his trial and you faggots will be like "he only got 20 months?? Yeah clearly a Fed, so and so got double that amount!" Salty bitch.
 
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Yeah keep talking out of your ass bozo.

Ankle biters such as yourself will keep moving the goalposts to infinity. "Why hasn't baked been charged for the capitol?" He has. "Oh well, uh, I bet his charges get dropped! If it quacks like a duck amirite?" Lol.

Baked will be sitting in prison after his trial and you faggots will be like "he only got 20 months?? Yeah clearly a Fed, so and so got double that amount!" Salty bitch.
ha ha ha LOL

Are you and Baked lovers or something? You sure do defend him to the very death.
 

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ha ha ha LOL

Are you and Baked lovers or something? You sure do defend him to the very death.
Did baked fuck your girlfriend or something? You seem hell bent on repeating slander about him, even after you've been corrected.

"Staging fake swattings" lol what the fuck are you talking about.
 

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Did baked fuck your girlfriend or something? You seem hell bent on repeating slander about him, even after you've been corrected.

Slander?
Could you please repeat said slander?
All I'm saying is that he seems to be skating on some offenses easily that are getting others locked away for long terms on some pretty sketchy pretenses. Could you explain why?
 

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Slander?
Could you please repeat said slander?
All I'm saying is that he seems to be skating on some offenses easily that are getting others locked away for long terms on some pretty sketchy pretenses. Could you explain why?
Yeah I think you repeated it for me. You keep implying that baked somehow got away Scott free. That's just false. He got the same charges as everyone else for 1/6. So when you say "why isn't baked arrested" and all of this it's just ignorant and malicious.

The reason why he's not been tried yet is simple: he already had a case in Arizona, and DC court decided to let Arizona court have him first. Nothing out of the ordinary. He recently lost his Arizona case btw. Sentencing comes next year. He's probably going to go to jail for that.

The fact is that people like you just hate Baked Alaska. And that's fine. You don't have to like him. But don't be completely ignorant of his legal situation and then use that as a jumping off point to spew a bunch of incorrect nonsense about how he's "staging fake swattings" and "skating by" as if he isn't being prosecuted by the feds like the rest.

It's just annoying because it's so easy to misrepresent the situation and say "baked walking free??? FED CONFIRMED", making all these ass claims about fake swattings and "yeah they'll drop the charges just watch". It takes no effort to do that, because you're literally just making shit up as you go. Then when someone (me) takes the time to lay out the actual facts of the matter people just ignore it and continue to spew out effortless ass claims as if they haven't already been addressed. And then it's "oh so you're baked boyfriend hurr durr".
 
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