ANOTHER COUPON STORY FROM PUBLIX.

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I STARTED A THREAD NOT TOO LONG AGO ABOUT A GROCERY STORE NEAR ME (PUBLIX) WHO IS ALL IN ON NOT HONORING COUPONS. THE CASHIER ISN'T EVEN A NIGGER, SO I CAN'T BLAME IT ON NIGGERS. THE MANAGER, HOWEVER, IS A SPIC. SHE'S BAT SHIT CRAZY, IS PROBABLY ON GREEN CARD HUSBAND NUMBER THREE AND ON/OFF VARIOUS MEDICATIONS FOR MENTAL PROBLEMS. I WAS DOING SOME SHOPPING EARLIER TODAY, AND SHE STOPPED BY AS I WAS SCREAMING AT THE CASHIER WHO WAS PUTTING MY GROCERIES INTO A BAG.

SHE TELLS ME THAT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO REFRAIN FROM SCREAMING AT THE CASHIER OR I WILL BE ESCORTED FROM THE PREMISES BY SECURITY AND BANNED FROM THE STORE AGAIN. FUNNY THING WITH THIS COUPON, IT SAYS IT'S FOR JOHNSONVILLE TAILGATE CHEDDAR AND BEER BRATS, WHICH THEY DID NOT HAVE IN STOCK, AND NOT THE REGULAR JOHNSONVILLE CHEDDAR BRATS, WHICH THEY DID HAVE. ACCORDING TO THE CASHIER IT WAS A DIFFERENT ITEM SO HE COULD NOT ACCEPT MY COUPON, PROMPTING ME TO CALL HIM A GOOFY-LOOKING MORON AND YELL LOUDLY UNTIL THE MANAGER ARRIVED.

SHE'S DRONING ON ABOUT "STORE POLICY," "THE CASHIER'S DISABILITY," AND "CALLING THE POLICE." I'M HOPING THIS BROAD WILL JUST GO AWAY (I ACTUALLY GET A SICK JOY OUT OF HEARING HOW DELUSIONAL SHE IS) AND SHE TELLS ME SOMETHING COMPLETELY BEANER TIERED. SHE TELLS ME THAT I HAVE TO LEAVE THE STORE AND CONTINUES TO SING THE PRAISES OF THE CORPORATE POLICY. I START TO LAUGH, BUT SHE CAN'T TAKE A CLUE. SHE GOES ON TO TELL ME THAT "CUSTOMERS" ARE ANGERED BY MY CONCISE LOGIC AND THE FACT THAT I WEAR A SWASTIKA ARMBAND. I ASK HER IF I CAN FINISH PURCHASING MY GROCERIES FIRST, AND SHE CONCEDES THAT I CAN BUT THAT I NEED TO BE MORE RESPECTFUL TOWARDS THE CASHIER NEXT TIME. WE GO AROUND FOR A BIT, BUT I KNOW I'M GETTING NOWHERE AS HER MENTAL ILLNESS IS SEEPING THROUGH. :mad:

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Anyone ever circle around with the friends they lost after informing them their children are going to be gay trannies and their town was going to be flooded with negro Americans and Somalia Americans as they're slowly replaced?
Which, caused them to be upset with you and kind of losing that friendship connection?
 

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You need to use a larger font and stomp harder on the CAPS LOCK key when posting.
The Commander had no choice but to make certain you understood the gravity of what he missed out on:


Besides, I'd much rather hear what the judge had to say once the Commander returned to Arizona for his mandatory hearing:


 

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Logic and beer brats win the day 😎
 

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Bro I use coupons at Publix literally ALL THE TIME even coupons for Wal-Mart and shit and they honor them immediately without a second glance...is there something else going on here?
 

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We will have to carefully vet coupons and supermarkets in the New America.
 

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Believed to be the first coupon ever, this ticket for a free glass of Coca-Cola was first distributed in 1888 to help promote the drink. By 1913, the company had redeemed 8.5 million tickets.

Coca-Cola's 1888-issued "free glass of" is the earliest documented coupon. Coupons were mailed to potential customers and placed in magazines. It is estimated that between 1894 and 1913 one in nine Americans had received a free Coca-Cola, for a total of 8,500,000 free drinks. By 1895 Coke was served in every state in the United States.

In 1929 Betty Crocker began a loyalty points program and began issuing coupons that could be used to redeem for premiums like free flatware. In 1937 the coupons were printed on the outside of packages. The loyalty program ended in 2006, one of the longest loyalty programs.
 

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Sometimes I get shit for my swastika armband at the grocery store too but let's not blow the OP out of proportion, he acted with nothing less than courtesy and respect and was given a raw deal by the fucking commie Publix managers. They even sicced the bag boys on him, disgusting.
 

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Believed to be the first coupon ever, this ticket for a free glass of Coca-Cola was first distributed in 1888..."
Hmmmm....free glass of Coca-Cola in the year 1888, you say? And yet, it was only offered here in America and no where else. Thinking about it, I cannot help but wonder if that was the real reason behind these grisly 1888 murders over in London, whose citizens were callously denied their rightfully-deserved free glass of Coca-Cola too... :unsure:



THE MURDERS THAT THE COCA-COLA COMPANY CAUSED
 

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IS PROBABLY ON GREEN CARD HUSBAND NUMBER THREE
Imagine being the leader of a white supremacist movement and not knowing that you only need one green-card husband to get a green card.

No wonder the Jews are kicking our asses.
 
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