America was looking pretty bad over the last few months. They’re losing a war against Russia badly in the Ukraine, and all of their sanctions on Russia did nothing to the Russian economy – actually boosting it – while crushing the economy of America and its satellite states.
But there is some serious evidence that America is back, baby.
I’m hearing America is back.
Antony Blinken, giving a speech at Georgetown this weekend to the future globalist shills of the world, referenced Taylor Swift in his promotion of war against Russia.
Delivering a commencement address for Georgetown University, Sec. Blinken jokes about NYU getting Taylor Swift: "My staff did not let me bring my guitar up here to dedicate a performance of 'We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together,' to President Putin." https://t.co/1yNOqWkEVA pic.twitter.com/LTbsieuMcl
— ABC News (@ABC) May 21, 2022
Blinken, an accomplished musician, said that his staff (faggots and women) would not allow him to bring his guitar on stage, but he was planning to play Taylor Swift’s “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” as a dis against Russia.
We are never going to have peace with Russia. Never, ever.
I’m thinking we’re back.
It’s about time America got back on top and started really delivering the sick burns.
Russia is allegedly in a panic right now trying to think of a dis to respond to this dis. They’ve convened a dis council with the goal of putting together “a slam dunk on the yankee dogs.” However, the council is a bunch of Soviet boomers who can only think of one song:
That’s not going to do much is it?
Russians can’t even go to McDonald’s, and now they’re getting insulted so hard it’s like a nightmare, with the Secretary of State using one of the sickest pop songs to burn them.
I think we’re turning the tide and finally going to start really destroying Russia.
One thing is for sure: we’re not doing any peace talks – ever.
But seriously: I have no idea why Russia doesn’t consult me on disses.
Here my response to that Swift dis:
“The imperialist yankee dogs must reference pieces of their popular culture from ten years ago in their insults against us, because for a decade their decadent culture has been stagnate, as incapable of producing pop songs as it is incapable of producing social progress. The childless cow Swift, lacking the red cheeks of youth and fertility, has ballooned up like the artificially-inflated American financial markets, incapable of recording a good album, instead rehashing her former glory, becoming a parody of herself. It is the perfect analogy for the American empire. Their final idea is to conquer Russia, in an attempt to reinvigorate their dying culture, which long ago reached the end of the line. Unfortunately, the Pale of the Settlement, that old dwelling place of thieves, pimps, and pigs, is where dying empires come to breathe their last gasp, and so shall it be for the Americans. The borderland whores shall weep and pour their vodka on the graves of the yankee dogs before the world forgets they ever existed.”
However, Putin is always too cool for school. He doesn’t want to use any of my hardcore USSR style soundbytes, despite the fact that the world would love it.
If Putin started dropping bombs like this, nations from Angola to Laos would raise the red flag and throw closed fists in the air, prepared to march to glory.
Nikita Kruschev would have had me on speed-dial, writing down notes like, “da, da, korosho – da! Slavny!”