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She: Honey, you're bitching about the Jews again. Get some fresh air, and take a walk around the pond to get your mind right.
Him: <Gazes into pond>
This is how we can weaponize & deploy Flex Johnson for battle!
🔊 Sound on 🔊
Aint nobody got running shoes like mines.
@COMMANDER COLUCCI
CONFIDENTIAL
This is an urgent transmission
I can confirm OPERATION BÜRGERBRÄU has been implemented. I repeat BÜRGERBRÄU SUCCESS:
@COMMANDER COLUCCI
Oh prescient Commander, pls tell me which microwave meal will most bolster my 14/88 cred. I'm hungry AF! (And tired of Subway!)
The best thing about sex dolls? Never uppity.
To all the Gamer Uprising moms out there: HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
Romans 3:23-24
“For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; Being justified freely by his grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus:”
King James Version (KJV)
Matthew 7:13
“Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:”
King James Version (KJV)
Relationship status updated to Interested.
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