Because I am in a good mood tonight, I will now divulge the secrets to being blessed with high T, as I learned from a croatian friend that studies Theology and Chemistry:
>Be drunk as hell
>Get the largest tomato you can find
>lay on the ground while petting your dog
>slice and salt the tomato
>eat it
>barf into your toilet because wine and giant tomatos don't really fit
>enjoy your blessing
>Be drunk as hell
>Get the largest tomato you can find
>lay on the ground while petting your dog
>slice and salt the tomato
>eat it
>barf into your toilet because wine and giant tomatos don't really fit
>enjoy your blessing