>stop at gas station
>head toward entrance
> see signs plastered all over the door
>"STOP! Face covering REQUIRED for entry!!"
>see everyone inside wearing cuck muzzles of varying styles
>not wearing one myself
>screw the optics, I'm going in
>go inside and piss
>no one said shit
Anyone ever read that comic strip "Pluggers"? It literally could be called "boomers," the whole thing is a celebration of being a fudd. Anyway, I saw a guy last night that looked like one of those characters brought to life. Cartoonishly round with the whole getup, overalls, spectacles, mustache, everything.
The bartender was making the drinks extra strong last night and I ended up getting way too hammered and banged this 100lb bar slut in her car. Today I've felt gross and restless and I cannot wait to get to sleep.
Will someone please make an Off-topic/chat/newbie thread for people who can't make new threads to post random topics/articles? Forums have slowed down a lot and it's frustrating not being able to post new topics.