I'm going to light either myself or this god damned PC on fire. I updated my Nvidia drivers, which of course totally wrecked all of my display settings: scaling, resolution, overscan, everything. I fixed it except it made the text in my browser too small. I went in to display settings and turned up the text size, and now it's as tall as it was before, but wide and ugly.
I'm offline and I tried to launch GTA V. Steam starts and asks for my password. Does not accept password because I'm offline and gives no option to start in offline mode. Now I can't play GTA V. What in the actual FUCK. I PAID FOR THE FUCKIN GAME THAT THESE COCKSUCKERS MADE RECORD PROFITS FROM VIA UNETHICAL MICRO TRANSACTIONS AND NOW THEY'VE MADE IT SAS AFTER THE FACT. I'M SO ANGERY I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO TELL YOU.
WY is pretty nice, but it is damn good to be able to go to the gas station up the road and get 2 fried softshell crabs for what a decent burger costs out there. I'm not even close to the shore!
Then again, everything closes at like 8 around here so I guess it evens out. I am sure enjoying the crab, though.
>stop at gas station
>head toward entrance
> see signs plastered all over the door
>"STOP! Face covering REQUIRED for entry!!"
>see everyone inside wearing cuck muzzles of varying styles
>not wearing one myself
>screw the optics, I'm going in
>go inside and piss
>no one said shit
Anyone ever read that comic strip "Pluggers"? It literally could be called "boomers," the whole thing is a celebration of being a fudd. Anyway, I saw a guy last night that looked like one of those characters brought to life. Cartoonishly round with the whole getup, overalls, spectacles, mustache, everything.
The bartender was making the drinks extra strong last night and I ended up getting way too hammered and banged this 100lb bar slut in her car. Today I've felt gross and restless and I cannot wait to get to sleep.
Will someone please make an Off-topic/chat/newbie thread for people who can't make new threads to post random topics/articles? Forums have slowed down a lot and it's frustrating not being able to post new topics.