Habakkuk

Habakkuk · Oct 14, 2021

There once was a poster named Nigger
Who wanted to prove he was bigger
Than the host of this site
So he posted some shite
And established himself as a wigger

Habakkuk · Oct 9, 2021

Fractal trolling from AA: "Chaos in the abortion industry in Texas today…" 'Abortion industry' undresses the usual euphemism about women's healthcare, 'Chaos' is ironic because it's used to mean 'safety', 'in Texas today' is a poignant comment on the state's reputation as a rightwing haven.

Habakkuk · Oct 9, 2021

Anglin made deft and ironic use of reductio ad absurdum here (chortles): "As it becomes clear that virtually every conceivable health problem is caused by these vaccines, vaccine companies are altering their marketing to celebrating the death and suffering they are bringing on the human species in the name of the science."

Habakkuk · Oct 9, 2021

Anglin typed, "Cenk Wigger", an amusing joke about the Young Turks guy. As a Turk, he's racially ambiguous and as likely to do white things as nigger things.

Habakkuk · Oct 9, 2021

This is me talking. As a baby boomer, I really enjoyed Andrew's new article about generations and the failure of millennials. I'm adjusting my status routine here, gonna keep it more personal and ruminatory, not to say rheumatory.

Habakkuk · Oct 7, 2021

What is Alivc?

Habakkuk · Oct 7, 2021

This is Habakkuk talking. All of my statuses are from Anglin’s articles. I finally picked up on the fact that many or most of the forum users engage with the status in a way that is similar to Facebook or something. The newsflash is that I am old and I don’t use it in that way. I use it as a way to pay tribute to what I consider the funniest lines from the articles.

Habakkuk · Oct 7, 2021

Watch Charlie Bo’s channel.

Habakkuk · Oct 6, 2021

regular masculine white folk anti-hero, such as Billy the Kid, John Dillinger, or James Earl Ray

Habakkuk · Oct 6, 2021

There is a lot to say.

Habakkuk · Oct 6, 2021

(Yes, Blinken actually was in a band and has admitted that his first choice for a career was “pop star.” Yes, he really had a single called “Lip Service,” which he wrote for Kamala Harris. Yes, that last part is a joke. I mean the Kamala Harris part. He really did release a single called “Lip Service,” which is on Spotify. This is going to go down in history alongside Caligula marrying his horse.)

Habakkuk · Oct 6, 2021

I am opposed to a war with the Chinese.

Habakkuk · Oct 6, 2021

My goal is first and foremost to simply tell the truth.

Habakkuk · Oct 5, 2021

you do not have a soul

Habakkuk · Oct 5, 2021

laugh and point at their eyes, then say “eat rice, eat noodle,” and laugh again

Habakkuk · Oct 5, 2021

you forgot to put your pants on, and your underwear, and your dick and balls are hanging out

Habakkuk · Oct 5, 2021

goose-stepping around the hood

Habakkuk · Oct 5, 2021

Hey do you mind if we stop real-quick here at McDonalds?

Habakkuk · Oct 5, 2021

Heart damage, blah blah blah.

Habakkuk · Oct 5, 2021

a gibberish faucet that cannot be turned off

Habakkuk · Oct 5, 2021

infamous white supremacist Sumner Redstone

Habakkuk · Oct 4, 2021

they killed Gabby Potato

Habakkuk · Oct 4, 2021

"Look, we need you to run for president and beat Hillary Clinton. We don't want Clinton in because [complicated and confusing reasons]. This is all part of our plan to [complicated, confusing and totally unnecessary conspiracy]. In exchange for doing this job, you, a billionaire TV star, can become the most hated figure ever in history since Hitler."

Habakkuk · Oct 4, 2021

“Obviously, both Hitler and others were very successful.”

Habakkuk · Sep 30, 2021

the Jew lied