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RACIAL FAREWELL, BROTHERS. BTW THE NSMOBILE IS AN 88 TRANS AM.
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THE COMMANDER COLUCCI COOLER IS BACK SAFE AND SOUND IN KISSIMMEE. IT WAS IN REGIONAL DIRECTOR DAN BURNSIDE'S GARAGE WITH A TARP OVER IT AND HIDDEN BEHIND A BOOGIE BOARD, SO WE DIDN'T NOTICE IT DURING OUR INITIAL SEARCH. WHOEVER PUT IT THERE SHOULD HAVE FESSED UP WHEN I ASKED!
EITHER WAY, I'M JUST HAPPY TO HAVE MY COOLER BACK.
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STOPPED AT THE LOVE'S IN YEMASSEE, SC. I GOT AN EGG SALAD SANDWICH, A SOUTHWEST CHICKEN TORNADO, A FOSTER FARMS CHEESE & JALAPENO CORN DOG, AND A VEGETABLE TRAY WITH RANCH CUP.
WHAT'S THIS CRAP ABOUT SOCIETAL DISTANCING?
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THE COMMANDER COLUCCI COOLER HAS BEEN LOCATED! THANK THE GOOD LORD AND/OR ODIN. HOPPING IN THE NSMOBILE AND DRIVING UP TO ULYSSES, PENNSYLVANIA TO PICK IT UP. 14/88
THROWBACK THURSDAY. 14/88
DURING A MOMENT OF WEAKNESS, I LOOKED INTO REPLACING THE COMMANDER COLUCCI COOLER AND FOUND THAT MY COOLER IS A NEWER MODEL, MEANING THAT IT COULD NOT POSSIBLY HAVE BELONGED TO DR. PIERCE. FORMER COMMANDER JEFF SCHOEP LIED TO ME. DESPITE THE SHOCK AND PAIN RESULTING FROM THIS DISCOVERY, THE COMMANDER COLUCCI COOLER STILL HOLDS TREMENDOUS SENTIMENTAL VALUE TO ME.
DEDICATED TO THE SON OF A BITCH WHO STOLE THE COMMANDER COLUCCI COOLER:
THIS IS THE WORST I'VE EVER FELT IN MY LIFE AND IT MAKES ME DOUBT MY OWN ABILITY TO COMMAND THE NATIONAL SOCIALIST MOVEMENT. FIRST I LOSE THE COOLER, THEN I LOSE THE GIRL - WHAT'S NEXT? HOW CAN THE WHITE POWER CAUSE MAINTAIN FAITH IN ME AS THEIR LEADER? MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GIVE UP.
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RANDALL RAMSEY AND P.R. DIRECTOR HARRY HUGHES ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO GRAB SOME GOLDEN CORRAL. I TOLD THEM I WASN'T FEELING UP TO IT. JUST GONNA HANG OUT AT HOME WITH SOME LEFTOVERS. IT'S BEEN A ROUGH COUPLE OF WEEKS. JUST NEED SOME TIME TO MYSELF.
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FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT. 14/88
CURRENTLY REVIEWING FOOTAGE OF THE NATIONALS IN ORDER TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COMMANDER COLUCCI COOLER. IF SOMEONE TOOK MY COOLER ON PURPOSE THEY ARE GOING TO WISH THEY WERE NEVER BORN. 14/88
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THE COMMANDER COLUCCI COOLER IS MISSING. IT WAS LAST SEEN ON DAY 2 OF THE NATIONALS.
IF SOMEONE TOOK IT BY MISTAKE, FESS UP. FULL AMNESTY. THIS COOLER IS MY MOST PRIZED POSSESSION (ON PAR WITH THE NSMOBILE) AND I JUST WANT IT BACK. IF SOMEONE STOLE IT, EVEN AS PART OF A DIMWITTED PRANK, I'LL BE COMING FOR YOU (AND MY COOLER)! 14/88
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I MISSED THE DEAL OF A LIFETIME BY A FEW DAYS. I AM SO GOD DAMN ANGRY RIGHT NOW AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR ANYONE'S BULLSHIT.
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ME AND THE BOYS ARE DOWN IN KISSIMMEE READY TO DEFEND PUBLIX AGAINST ANY RIOTING BASKETBALL-AMERICANS AND PANTYFA WIMPS! IF YOU'RE NOT OUT THERE PROTECTING YOUR LOCAL PUBLIX, KROGER, OR OTHER REGIONAL SUPERMARKET THEN YOU DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE PART OF THE WHITE POWER MOVEMENT! 14/88
Are you the Krispy Kreme Kommander?
DON'T BE A PANSY-ASS DEFEATIST LIKE THIS GUY! IF YOU'VE NEVER GONE OUT AND MARCHED IN THE STREETS IN THE NAME OF THE WHITE POWER CAUSE MOVEMENT THEN YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK! IF YOU'VE NEVER PARTAKEN IN A WHITE ARYAN COMMANDER COLUCCI COOKOUT THEN YOU AIN'T SHIT! 14/88
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I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR ANY DIMWITTED PRANKS TODAY. NOT. IN. THE. MOOD. KNOCK IT OFF, CUT IT OUT, AND CEASE AND DESIST IMMEDIATELY! 14/88
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